The mad bonkers pointless mad bonkers thread!

[Fossy]

yeah..that will teach you to "duck" out of your responsabilitys (spelling)

I think you are weakening by going back on the duck jokes as for your spelling, I cant play the piano - so what.

Try using Firefox as your browser because that contains a spell checker.

Anyway, time to go and cook dinner think we'll have crispy duck tonight followed by weegies in cream.

[sdk]

Since this is the pointless thread (I assume it is, haven't read it, coz if it does what it says on the tin then it would, after all, be pointless to read it, right?) then I'll stick in my latest rant.

It's about anaesthetics.

Once upon a time, if you went for a general anaesthetic you'd have to do the 'nil by mouth' bit for hours, and hours, and hours... but then at last the reward would come, you'd get what they called a 'pre-med' that would make it all worthwhile.

Nowadays, some bright spark has 'improved' the anaesthetics so the fun 'pre-med' bit isn't needed. So there's all the 'nil-by-mouth' aggro with no payback! And to top it all off, when they stuff the knockout drops in, there's none of this 'count backwards from ten' bit, there's no time for that any more, it's a disgrace is what it is, it's just, like, ready, steady

[ejean9]

Since this is the pointless thread (I assume it is, haven't read it, coz if it does what it says on the tin then it would, after all, be pointless to read it, right?) then I'll stick in my latest rant.

It's about anaesthetics.

Once upon a time, if you went for a general anaesthetic you'd have to do the 'nil by mouth' bit for hours, and hours, and hours... but then at last the reward would come, you'd get what they called a 'pre-med' that would make it all worthwhile.

Nowadays, some bright spark has 'improved' the anaesthetics so the fun 'pre-med' bit isn't needed. So there's all the 'nil-by-mouth' aggro with no payback! And to top it all off, when they stuff the knockout drops in, there's none of this 'count backwards from ten' bit, there's no time for that any more, it's a disgrace is what it is, it's just, like, ready, steady

wow..always someone wants to waste the good bits..well from now on i will refuse an anaesthetic...that will teach them..

[ejean9]

I think you are weakening by going back on the duck jokes as for your spelling, I cant play the piano - so what.

Try using Firefox as your browser because that contains a spell checker.

Anyway, time to go and cook dinner think we'll have crispy duck tonight followed by weegies in cream.

ahhh..no..no..not the ducks..no Fossy..dont touch the ducks......
weegies and cream..mmmm

[Fossy]

Late on today as I can't get the straps undone on my special jacket. So having to type with my nose instead. So I'm bogeying or is that boogeying on down.....

Methinks Jean is permanently on an anesthetic of some kind the same as me, but mine is called Red Wine.

Weegies and cream aren't real you know, just in my dreams ....lol

[ejean9]

Late on today as I can't get the straps undone on my special jacket. So having to type with my nose instead. So I'm bogeying or is that boogeying on down.....

Methinks Jean is permanently on an anesthetic of some kind the same as me, but mine is called Red Wine.

Weegies and cream aren't real you know, just in my dreams ....lol

So..does that mean your nose is getting smaller with all the typing ?...lol..this weegie is on the sun cream as of tommorow..at least i hope it will be sunny/hot in Spain..lol..if not..ill come straight back home...

[Fossy]

So..does that mean your nose is getting smaller with all the typing ?...lol..this weegie is on the sun cream as of tommorow..at least i hope it will be sunny/hot in Spain..lol..if not..ill come straight back home...

Weegies in sun cream - nah - too many calories.

Looks like I might get the last word then, unless of course you return wearing a sombrero and carrying a straw donkey....pmsl. Then I will allow you to be the winner of the maddest person here.

Hasta la vista, disfrutar de sus vacaciones.

[ejean9]

Weegies in sun cream - nah - too many calories.

Looks like I might get the last word then, unless of course you return wearing a sombrero and carrying a straw donkey....pmsl. Then I will allow you to be the winner of the maddest person here.

Hasta la vista, disfrutar de sus vacaciones.

lol..guess i will have to let you see the picture then..lol

[Fossy]

lol..guess i will have to let you see the picture then..lol

Can't wait.... I'm peeing myself already ..... p'raps I am mad afterall.

[ejean9]

Can't wait.... I'm peeing myself already ..... p'raps I am mad afterall.

what ?? you doubted it ?..lol..