Arrr - dear of you!
Now I would do that - but would keep it quiet in case everyone laughed at me! Good for you at being able to laugh at yourself and admit to it! I admire your humility!![]()
Arrr - dear of you!
Now I would do that - but would keep it quiet in case everyone laughed at me! Good for you at being able to laugh at yourself and admit to it! I admire your humility!![]()
I wonder if they are the same 2 horses I came across recently.
My car broke down in the middle of the country recently and I managed to get it to a layby near a field gate. I opened the bonnet and looked around for the problem when after 10 minutes a horse poked its head over the fence and said "Its your distributor mate, the red lead has probably come loose".
I thought FFS a talking horse, but I looked at the distributor and found he was right. I quickly repaired the problem, thanked the horse who said "No problem mate, anytime." and drove to the nearest pub in desparate need of a drink.
Talking to the barman I told him about my story and the talking horse. He said "Was it the brown one?"
I answered "Actually, yes it was".
The barman replied" Then you were lucky, cos the other one knows nothing about cars!"
Chris
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Brilliant!![]()
A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'
A variant on this had me in stitches the other day while watching Shrek II![]()
Ah, the old ones are the best.
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A unicorn is just a horse that walked into a bar
An iron one
Ok so I will not laugh.
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