Finally this is what I ''like''...

[DZAMBO]

Why men are happier than women

The garage is all yours.
You can never be pregnant (although you might look like it).
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
One mood all the time.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
AND FINALLY....Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat........

P.S.Dzambo wish you all good night and good morning...4.58 AM...I work today....time for sleep....

[HerMajesty]

DZAMBO...........these are GREAT!!! So are you!!!

[Spyder1942]

love it lol

[FairMaiden]

For all those men who say, "why marry the cow when you can get the milk for free?" - here's an update for you... nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because they realize it's not worth buying the entire pig just for a little sausage!