Volunteer wanted.

[mystuff2u]

[cheaver]

Just a quiet word in Magz ear..........


Enough is Enough !!! Today I want a result ! otherwise..........

[PetBazaar]

I'll volunteer.

However, I reserve the right to cancel with a full refund within 7 days of hearing what the job is.

[HerMajesty]

Do you ever get the feeling we all just volunteered in a Pull-Your-Leg thread??????

[CarnoustieCats]

.. not all of us volunteered!!! smug git mode here

... mind you I may miss out on the 'Deal of the Century' - and again maybe not...

[MagnetsAndHangers]

Ok.

Well - wasnt actually a wind-up.

I am ready to get my next batch of 5,000 fliers printed, and was/am/will be looking for someone to design them.

I have had about 28 zillion attempts, but cant the look I want on them (hence am not even sure what look it is I want - but when I see it - I will know immediately). I suppose I am hoping that someone will be able to throw a different slant on it - my mind appears to going in one direction at the moment.
Was getting so frustrated with the failed attempts, that I started this thread in anger!
I keep thinking of things to do with it - then more, then more etc etc.

Was hoping to get them done in time for the Spring Trade Fair at the NEC, but dont think it can be done now - I got hundreds of other designs I have to get on with, so I have spent enough time on this project.

No biggie - but at least is was fun for a while.

Thanks all for responses - they kept me smiling!

[bykimbo]

Ok.

Well - wasnt actually a wind-up.

I am ready to get my next batch of 5,000 fliers printed, and was/am/will be looking for someone to design them.

I have had about 28 zillion attempts, but cant the look I want on them (hence am not even sure what look it is I want - but when I see it - I will know immediately). I suppose I am hoping that someone will be able to throw a different slant on it - my mind appears to going in one direction at the moment.
Was getting so frustrated with the failed attempts, that I started this thread in anger!
I keep thinking of things to do with it - then more, then more etc etc.

Was hoping to get them done in time for the Spring Trade Fair at the NEC, but dont think it can be done now - I got hundreds of other designs I have to get on with, so I have spent enough time on this project.

No biggie - but at least is was fun for a while.

Thanks all for responses - they kept me smiling!

Then my previous response stands (as I suspected it would ) - pay me.

[MagnetsAndHangers]

Then my previous response stands (as I suspected it would ) - pay me.

I am more than happy to pay - but I genuinely dont know exactly what I want!

Takes me several days to do a complete new range of magnets, and I sit here click click clicking, ideas spring to mind - so I get distracted. Eventually one idea will turn on all the correct buttons, and I will know what I need !

[CarnoustieCats]

... totally talentless here.. but good luck Magz xxx

[bykimbo]

I am more than happy to pay - but I genuinely dont know exactly what I want!

Takes me several days to do a complete new range of magnets, and I sit here click click clicking, ideas spring to mind - so I get distracted. Eventually one idea will turn on all the correct buttons, and I will know what I need !

I can work to that, I've had worse briefs! PM or email me if you want to pay and if we come to a deal I'll do a customer order on here so it goes through the right channels. And if you don't want to, don't - I shan't take offence.