Mating call

[ejean9]

Two Red Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!' He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about, 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.'

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!'

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.


The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read................

NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

[Pink_Panther]

In 1750s Paddy Murphy the famous frontiesman first made contact with the fierce mohawk indian tribe.

He was welcomed cautiously. Then it was decided he must preform a three difficult tasks to prove his manhood.
The first challange was to drink firewater (whisky,) measure for measure with the Chief until one or the other collapsed.

If he won that he was told his second challange was to make passionate love with the uglist squaw in the indian nations!

His final challange was to enter the cave of the Grizzley bear and wrestle him into submission!

If he passed all these challanges he would be a brother to all of rhem.

All was going well as Paddy and the Chief drank whisy measure for measure. Hours later they were still at it. Paddy gave the Chief grudging respect; 'This redskin is no slouch! He sure enjoys a tipple.'

Screaming and then laughter came from the teppee as they decended into drunkeness.
Finally Paddy staggerd out of the teepee giggling inanely; the Chief was found to be flat out snoring his head off.

Paddy set out on his next challange . . . .

But he got mixed up. He headed straight for the grizzley bear's cave.

Soon an unearthy clamour tore the air as the struggle began. The bear roared and Paddy roared back at him in defience!
Finally the tulmult subsided into silence . . .A little while later Paddy staggered and out downed another bottle of whisky.

Amid cheers of admiration for his bravery he screamed.

'Now wheres this Squaw yer want me to wrestle?'

[Fossy]

The old ones are the best.

And boy were those old......

[poppa501]

Oldies but Goldies. Loved em. Thanks guys! (and Gals)

[ejean9]

The old ones are the best.

And boy were those old......

nearly as old as you eh Fossy ? :-~

[Pink_Panther]

nearly as old as you eh Fossy ? :-~

He looks like he's been drinking wiv the big chief! lol

[Fossy]

nearly as old as you eh Fossy ? :-~

Probably. Anyway you will be as young as me oneday.