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Thread: someone sent this and how very true

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    Default someone sent this and how very true

    Hi.
    Let's put all retired folk in jail and the criminals in a nursing home.
    This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
    They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment,
    wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
    They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
    instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
    Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and
    returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring
    their meals and snacks to their cell.
    They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
    They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling,
    pool and education.
    Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on
    request.
    Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with
    gardens.
    Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.
    There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards
    would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

    The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.
    Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.
    Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no hope of ever
    getting out.
    Justice for all we say.

    Think about this (more points of contention):
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    COWS
    Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
    epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Bourne almost
    three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of
    Lincolnshire? And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
    But they are unable to locate 225,000 illegal immigrants wandering around
    our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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    THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

    The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
    courthouse or Parliament, is this -
    You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery'
    and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
    politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment.

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    If you like sausage and obey the law you should never watch either of them being made!

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    Sounds good to me


    Reincarnation is just another repeat

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    if you dont mind, I'm so gonna c&p that to all my email contact and send it


    so so true
    Life is serious but taking it too seriously robs you of
    happiness, fun and productivity

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    Have sent it to No 10


    Reincarnation is just another repeat

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    yes it was good wasnt it just had to share it lol

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    I have cut and pasted to send to my family and friends, hope thats OK. I am a pensioner and the articles are so true.

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    no of course i dont mind. and unfortunately they are so true

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