10 good things about growing older

[Spyder1942]

But i cant remember

[realnowhereman]

Getting older allows you to wear no matching cloths and you really don't care!

[meebo1]

I don't think I have ever worn 'matching' clothes

[Anniemcc2]

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?" The irate customer calling the
newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her
Sunday edition was.
"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.
The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone,
followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,

"Well blow me .. that's why no one was at church today".