Marcus is a stalker!

**Pink_Panther** · 2nd May 2010, 04:56 PM

This guy is hanging around the forums asking everyone if they are single!

How do yer get rid of the blighter?

**dobewoman** · 2nd May 2010, 05:03 PM

Can't help you I'm afraid.

He is just like one of my ex's, couldn't get rid of him either so I ended up marrying him.

Do you reckon he could handle a fat bottomed girl, similar to Twiggy with fried eggs for boobs?

Answers on a postcard only please.

**Teddyrose54** · 2nd May 2010, 05:04 PM

Never go out with a man who squints.

Gets that from looking thro key holes.

**Pink_Panther** · 2nd May 2010, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by XCESSBAGGAGE

Never go out with a man who squints.

Gets that from looking thro key holes.

To be correct he gets it from being poked in the eye wiv a pencil while looking thro key holes.

**foxescome** · 2nd May 2010, 05:20 PM

He keeps asking me as well

I keep telling him yes & send him a photo of me

never hear back from him though

Is he really a stalker and why isn't he stalking me more

**yorkiesauctions** · 2nd May 2010, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by XCESSBAGGAGE

Never go out with a man who squints.

Gets that from looking thro key holes.

<--- would just like to point out that that pic was taken on a VERY sunny day last weekend.

**deltadelta48** · 2nd May 2010, 05:38 PM

Better than that mashed potatoe advert, that was making me hungry!

**foxescome** · 2nd May 2010, 05:57 PM

Yeh OK Yorkie, course we believes ya

**Cocksparrer** · 2nd May 2010, 08:36 PM

Dammit he hasnt asked me

**buttons-and-bows** · 2nd May 2010, 08:40 PM

who's Marcus

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