Yahoo Slurp Spider

[Pete27]

Ah - that explains a lot!!

did you mean to put a sad smiley at the top of that post? lol

[damian_steele]

Yahoo! Slurp is Yahoo!'s web-indexing robot. The Yahoo! Slurp crawler collects documents from the Web to build a searchable index for search services using the Yahoo! search engine. These documents are discovered and crawled because other web pages contain links directing to these documents. http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/ysearc.../slurp-01.html

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[alisonofcoalway]

ooooooh noooooo




they are vampiric microbeasts of the net that trawl around and sip the lifeblood of your computer

quick!

now you have seen them you must rub garlic on your monitor and repeat three times

swirly slurp
swirly slurp
go away from me

swirly slurp
swirly slurp
away and let me be

swirly slurp
swirly slurp
away and let me pass

swirly slurp
swirly slurp
bels talking out her arse

I just did that but while I was rubbing garlic on my computer this Genii appeared - POOF - Just like that - said I could have 3 wishes - 'Gosh' I said 'I wish I could think of something really good to wish for' - 'Well' my Genii said 'fraid that's your 1st wish up the swanee'.
'Oh no' said I 'I wish I'd known that when I started' - 'that's your 2nd' said my Genii.
'This is awful' I said 'I wish I had kept my mouth shut' - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My Genii just disappeared in a puff of smoke. POOf - just like that!!

Could this be something to do with slurp spiders slurping too much wine instead of soup?

[Anichka54]

I just did that but while I was rubbing garlic on my computer this Genii appeared - POOF - Just like that - said I could have 3 wishes - 'Gosh' I said 'I wish I could think of something really good to wish for' - 'Well' my Genii said 'fraid that's your 1st wish up the swanee'.
'Oh no' said I 'I wish I'd known that when I started' - 'that's your 2nd' said my Genii.
'This is awful' I said 'I wish I had kept my mouth shut' - Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My Genii just disappeared in a puff of smoke. POOf - just like that!!

Could this be something to do with slurp spiders slurping too much wine instead of soup?

What a shame that your 3rd wish wasn't for 3 more wishes.

[alisonofcoalway]

did you mean to put a sad smiley at the top of that post? lol

Oh Yes - Silly boy!!!!!!

[alisonofcoalway]

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Thank you Damian

[alisonofcoalway]

What a shame that your 3rd wish wasn't for 3 more wishes.

Oh Silly me - should have shouldn't I
I'll know better next time.

[minkyrra]

exactly the reason i didnt get this for you for Christmas....

for most people it makes things simpler... but for you it would have complicated things!

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[Pete27]

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rofl WTF is that picture?! LOL

[alisonofcoalway]

rofl WTF is that picture?! LOL

There's only one thing it can be - A close-up of a Slurp Spider!LOL