And according to the news every man woman and child owes £16,000.
Excuse me Mr Chancer, I mean Chancellor. I did not borrow this money cos I am poor.
No! Really! I'm so poor the banks wont let me borrow a penny!
It's nothing to do with me.
I'm careful with my dosh; I buy the yellow tins at the supermarket an stuff like that.
I ignore all the double glazing fellas and such folk.
In short I'm a tight git that knows the value of money.
Someone is borrowing all this money and laying the blame at my door!
Cheeky Bugga's! Do they think we are all brain dead?