Talk about taking advantage while our poor Captain Jewels is in the infirmary ! The Captain might not be able to say anything but your Sergeant Major Cornish certainly will !
Poor Captain Jewels hope they can patch you up ma'am !
Glad to see Private Pimp Smiffy is on the road to recovery at least. Now don't go over doing it and have a relapse !
Now if you play your cards right I just might be tempted to crack open a bottle of my special stash in the mess tonight (a very rare occurrence!) because just look at our recruitment numbers today !
New recruits :- 614
Member numbers :- 636,660