Dad Jokes of the groan variety
I walked into a bar the other day,
I said "ouch"
It was an iron bar.
A big hole has mysteriously appeared in the road outside the local Police station,
The...
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Dad Jokes of the groan variety
I walked into a bar the other day,
I said "ouch"
It was an iron bar.
A big hole has mysteriously appeared in the road outside the local Police station,
The...
Just popped to say hello,
there seems to be a lot of the regular army absent, I hope that they are OK!
Pos
I am here!
Wide awake but with creaking bones.
first job is to help Trish..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CShopT9QUzw
Now that is done I am pleased to announce that...nothing much has...
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. ...
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening.
He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to ...
Nice to hear from you all.
I wish I could find something to be happy about but the way things are going, this year is going to be worse than the last 2 years.
Maybe some puppy pics will help.....
I've just received notification that my Energy Bill (Gas + Electric) is going to increase by 54% on april 1st!
My payments will be £160 per month.
Add to this increases in internet costs, food...
It's good to be norty! :rolleyes:
I am pleased to see a bit of life in the Lounge and also some choons to listen to.
I managed to fall up the steps in my garden this week, got a black eye, took...
The only big tree in my garden got uprooted last night, luckily it was blown away from the house and rested against the trees on the other side of my fence.
It's now waitng for disposal...
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A belated happy Birthday from me!
https://www.elderoptionsoftexas.com/images/joke-called-incontinence-hotline.jpg
Trish, I am guilty of being AWOL, no excuses, just not been here.
Congratulations on your new family member, you certainly are matriarch to a big clan!
i will celebrate with a virtual drink...
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put...
I am partial to a cheese and onion crisp butty :)
I also like cheese on toast with Worcester Sauce on!
Do you have any unusual eating habits?
Cheers,
Pos
Someone mentioned GSD?
My son now has 2, Elsa and Enzo.
more pics in the Cocktail Lounge of the forun.
https://www.ebid.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=64671&d=1642845963
cheers,
Pos
HiyaTrish,
Yep our numbers are depleting every year, they may have departed but they are still here, within the Forum.
A little late for Christmas, but such a beautiful song for this moment.
...
Sorry I missed your Birthday Moonie/chokkie.
I hope your day was enjoyable.
Pos
Happy birthday young man, I hope you had a good day.
Pos
(achieved 71 last December)
Good moorning all,
I am sad to read of our Al (adruml) passing.
I also come here to give you more sad news, our beloved Carol (AKA Wyo) will not be making any more posts,
I will miss her and...
Happy new year everyone, glad to kick 2021 year out of my life!.
Let's hope that we can get out of this Covid nightmare this year.
A song of hope for us to share whether you are isolating or...
I hope you all had a good Christmas day.
Time to wind down to a few Choons and a little tipple!
Home Free...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3dsHCScxU Ring of Fire
...
Merry Christmas Everybody
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Merry Christmas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj0c6HgR__A
Pos
Here I am again to bring you a seasonal video....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTx-sdR6Yzk
I find it difficult to write fast these days, CTS (Carpal Tunnel Syndrome) in my mouse hand !
...
7 years of this thread! Wow!
It's Cold and miserablely grey here today, at least there's no rain.
stay safe and warm,
Pos
A belated Happy Birthday from the Bear :)
I just popped in to say hello.
I know that this year has been one to forget, but I am sure that 2022 will be better for us.
I want to show you a video that will both cheer you up and also bring...
Well hello there :)
Just thought I would pop in and let you know that I am still alive.
I can confirm that the Covid is awful, been there done that and recovered, but it took about 6 months to...
Wishing you all a safe and Happy New Year.
all the best.
Posbear