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There are quite a few that I use quite often depending on the situation that they're called for .............
One that I use on a regular basis is ......... 'I don't do problems, I do solutions'
Another is ............... 'As useful as a chocolate tea pot' ................. usually used to describe how helpful or not a person or something is. Another that I use along those lines is 'Too lazy to get out of their own way'
One that I do use, that I first heard on a tv programme, is 'You only have 1 mouth and 2 ears, so you should speak half as much as you listen'.
That one reminds me of the 'Wise old owl who sat in an oak, the more he heard, the less he spoke ........................... '
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Theres always Tomorrow.cheers Tony:)
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Told you once.
Not telling you anymore.
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Before you crtiticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away when you do it... and have some free shoes !...Billy Connolly
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Before you crtiticise someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you will be a mile away when you do it... and have some free shoes !...Billy Connolly
I'm pretty sure it was Jack Handey first!
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I'm pretty sure it was Jack Handey first!
I only heard Billy Connolly say it ...so I quoted from him :)
Never heard of the other bloke
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I only heard Billy Connolly say it ...so I quoted from him :)
Never heard of the other bloke
I bet Billy Connolly has. ;) :D
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I bet Billy Connolly has. ;) :D
Could have been worse...he could have started telling Bob Monkhouse's jokes :)
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Could have been worse...he could have started telling Bob Monkhouse's jokes :)
Ah yes. A comedy genius it was almost impossible to like! Fascinating character.
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Holy snappin' ducks business!
As useless as tits on a bull
You're one tit short of an udder (from "The Vicar of Dibley")