My granny used to say,
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
I don’t know if that’s true or just one of Granny’s Myths.
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My granny used to say,
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
I don’t know if that’s true or just one of Granny’s Myths.
We were in the Lake District today, and there was a sheep rustling alert, police cars flashing by.
Apparently it was a false alarm.
Just a sheep eating a packet of crisps
I thought it was time to resurrect this thread as we could all do with a laugh now and then!
Here are my (awful) offerings ...
My nephew who is studying Science and Chemistry at Uni accidently drank some invisible ink, and was taken to hospital.
Two days later, he is still waiting to be seen.
My old man collects Elvis records and when we were at a car boot sale he saw "Wooden Leg" by Elvis Presley.
He asked seller if there was a mistake, should have been "Wooden Heart" ...
Seller said " arr, this is the pirate version"
Ok, I'll collect my coat on the way out .....
Oh dear..... :)
An offering from me:
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Just nipped up to Tesco, and upon leaving the store, I spotted £20 just lying on the ground.
After a moment of internal conflict, I thought, "Come on Surely, it's Good Friday, just do what Jesus would do"
So I went back in and turned it into wine
My balding old man recently had a rabbit tattoo on his head.
From a distance it looks like a hare. :rolleyes::o
Daughter phoned today, she is on her way to Cornwall for a family holiday.
Big accident on A30 - two lanes closed. An ice cream van hit the central reservation.
Police have warned motorists to be on the lookout for cones.