Ten Ways To Upset Your Dog
Top Ten Things That Upset Your Dog. .... ;-)
1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9.Dog sweaters. Hello ? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
Now lay off me on some of these things, We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you ?
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LOL. My dog farts enough, I don't need to blame him :P
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This is excellent, now I know what Hatchet is saying to me
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Haha, brilliant, thanks for sharing!
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LMAO! :)
Best wishes for many sales to all,
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"I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet."
my dog agggggreeeee:)great
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Thanks, really need this. A good laugh.
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