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swopmebob
30th January 2008, 06:26 PM
A really groany one, but I don’t write ‘em, I just pass them on!


Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
If you don't send this to five GOOD friends right away there will be five
fewer people smiling in the world

Honehe
30th January 2008, 06:51 PM
Hahaha! :D Here's one for you:

Two elderly women are sitting smoking at a bus stop when it starts to rain. One of the women takes a condom out of her pocket and slips it over the end of her cigarette to keep it dry.
The second womans asks, "What's that?"
"It's a condom," she replies, "You can get them at the chemists."
The second woman, thinking this is a great idea, goes into the nearest chemist and asks for some condoms. The pharmasist, looking surprised, asks her what size she wants.
She replies, "One big enough for a Camel!"

swopmebob
30th January 2008, 09:50 PM
It's the way you tellem honehe:D:D:D:D