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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to feel warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. ...instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
---we'd both probably still be alive.

[Honehe]

A man is caught is a flood, so he climbs onto his roof and watches the water rising. As he sits there, a man in a boat rows by and asks him if he wants any help getting to safety. The man says, "No, God will save me!" The man in the boat rows away. A short while later, a woman in a boat rows by and asks him if he wants any help getting to safety. The man says, "No, God will save me!" The woman in the boat rows away. A short time later, a man in a helicopter flys by and asks him if he wants any help getting to safety. The man says, "No, God will save me!" The man in the helicopter flies away.

The man on top of the roof drowns...

On his way into heaven, the man stops to speak to St Peter. He asks St Peter why God didn't save him. St Peter says, "He sent two boats and a helicopter, what more do you want?!":D

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:D:DHa ha ha honehe:D:D

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You have more of this calibre honehe??