Courses Available for women:

[yorkiesauctions]

Before anyone decides to have a pop at me this is just a joke, I've seen loads of these taking the P out of us blokes so this one tickled me. :D

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After the Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

[shabbird]

LOL.. how true yorkie.. :D

[yorkiesauctions]

LOL.. how true yorkie.. :D

Ayup Shabs.

Us blokes are easy targets, lol, makes a change to turn the tables. :D

[Cocksparrer]

Oi you lot behave rofl :)

[madelaine]

Can't let you have the last word, Yorkie...

Why Dogs are better than Men.....


No-one runs Man training classes and they wouldn't go to them if someone did

A Dog never sulks when you say you have a headache

You can put a Dog in kennels when you want to go on holiday

If a Dog snores you can make it sleep in the kitchen

A Dog never drools at film stars who are younger than you

A Dog never complains about how much you have spent on clothes

A Dog never says "My mother was a better cook than you"

And, if all else fails, you can take a Dog to the VET!

[shady-lady-45uk]

Oi you lot behave rofl :)


i think we need all women in here and get em lol

[Cocksparrer]

i think we need all women in here and get em lol


Haha innit and do we have to behave too :eek:

[yorkiesauctions]

Can't let you have the last word, Yorkie...

Why Dogs are better than Men.....


No-one runs Man training classes and they wouldn't go to them if someone did

A Dog never sulks when you say you have a headache

You can put a Dog in kennels when you want to go on holiday

If a Dog snores you can make it sleep in the kitchen

A Dog never drools at film stars who are younger than you

A Dog never complains about how much you have spent on clothes

A Dog never says "My mother was a better cook than you"

And, if all else fails, you can take a Dog to the VET!

lol, see! I said us blokes were easy targets. lol

[shady-lady-45uk]

Haha innit and do we have to behave too :eek:


oh no no need to behave lol

[shabbird]

Ayup Shabs.

Us blokes are easy targets, lol, makes a change to turn the tables. :D
true brave yorkie.. but hope you have your riot shield up.. you might be in trouble

[yorkiesauctions]

true brave yorkie.. but hope you have your riot shield up.. you might be in trouble

I don't scare easily Shabs, us northern lads know how to put our foot down with a firm hand. Beside's....I have a taxi waiting with the engine running. :D

[shady-lady-45uk]

I don't scare easily Shabs, us northern lads know how to put our foot down with a firm hand. Beside's....I have a taxi waiting with the engine running. :D


ure gonna need one...........................:D

[yorkiesauctions]

ure gonna need one...........................:D

Shyeah okay!, me knee's are knocking. :p

[shady-lady-45uk]

Shyeah okay!, me knee's are knocking. :p


they might just do when ya hear the knock...................:mad:

[Vonz]

Subject: Shower

How To Shower Like a Woman
> >>> >
> >>> > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
> >>> > basket according to lights and darks.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> >>> > areas.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
> >>> > mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
> >>> > wide loofah and pumice stone.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
> >>> > with 43 added vitamins.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
> >>> > enhanced.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
> >>> > 10 minutes until red.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
> >>> > cake body wash.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Shave armpits and legs.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Turn off shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get out of shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
> >>> > on head.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> >>> > areas.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > How To Shower Like a Man
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
> >>> > and leave them in a pile.
> >>> >
> >>> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her
> >>> > making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your face.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your armpits.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
> >>> > them off.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Spend majority of time washing privates and
> >>> > surrounding area.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
> >>> > the soap.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wee.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Partially dry off.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
> >>> > hanging out of bath the whole time.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Admire willy size in mirror again.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
> >>> > fan on.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her
> >>> > and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
________________________________________

________________________________________
xx

[shady-lady-45uk]

Subject: Shower

How To Shower Like a Woman
> >>> >
> >>> > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
> >>> > basket according to lights and darks.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> >>> > areas.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
> >>> > mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
> >>> > wide loofah and pumice stone.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
> >>> > with 43 added vitamins.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
> >>> > enhanced.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
> >>> > 10 minutes until red.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
> >>> > cake body wash.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Shave armpits and legs.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Turn off shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get out of shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
> >>> > on head.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> >>> > areas.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > How To Shower Like a Man
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
> >>> > and leave them in a pile.
> >>> >
> >>> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her
> >>> > making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your face.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your armpits.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
> >>> > them off.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Spend majority of time washing privates and
> >>> > surrounding area.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
> >>> > the soap.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wee.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Partially dry off.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
> >>> > hanging out of bath the whole time.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Admire willy size in mirror again.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
> >>> > fan on.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her
> >>> > and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
________________________________________

________________________________________
xx



pmsl.............................................. ...:D

[yorkiesauctions]

Subject: Shower

How To Shower Like a Woman
> >>> >
> >>> > Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry
> >>> > basket according to lights and darks.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> >>> > areas.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
> >>> > mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
> >>> > wide loofah and pumice stone.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
> >>> > with 43 added vitamins.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
> >>> > enhanced.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
> >>> > 10 minutes until red.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
> >>> > cake body wash.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Rinse conditioner off hair.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Shave armpits and legs.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Turn off shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get out of shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel
> >>> > on head.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed
> >>> > areas.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > How To Shower Like a Man
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed
> >>> > and leave them in a pile.
> >>> >
> >>> > Walk naked to the bathroom.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you see wife along the way, shake willy at her
> >>> > making the 'woo-woo' sound.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Get in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your face.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your armpits.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
> >>> > them off.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Spend majority of time washing privates and
> >>> > surrounding area.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on
> >>> > the soap.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wash your hair.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Wee.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Rinse off and get out of shower.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Partially dry off.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
> >>> > hanging out of bath the whole time.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Admire willy size in mirror again.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and
> >>> > fan on.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her
> >>> > and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > Throw wet towel on bed.
> >>> >
> >>> >
> >>> > I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!!!
________________________________________

________________________________________
xx

pmsl...watch the video here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwg2R6M7rV8).

[shady-lady-45uk]

pmsl...watch the video here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwg2R6M7rV8).


it didnt show fallin and whackin head on wall..............:D:p