A fairy tale.

[Anichka54]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her a$$, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants THE END :D

[Pete27]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her a$$, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants THE END :D

If only that were true... then we wouldnt be put under so much pressure to pop the question and buy an expensive friggin engagement ring when we could be buying the latest plasma tv!:D

[Anichka54]

If only that were true... then we wouldnt be put under so much pressure to pop the question and buy an expensive friggin engagement ring when we could be buying the latest plasma tv!:D

Just go for the tv anyway, relationships are too much like hard work. :D

[Pete27]

Just go for the tv anyway, relationships are too much like hard work. :D

The only ring i shall be giving to a female is one on the phone:cool::D

[stitchysyl]

Just go for the tv anyway, relationships are too much like hard work. :D

Couldn't agree more.:D :D

[minkyrra]

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale...

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!"
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.
She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her a$$, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants THE END :D


laughs!

I like

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[funky_fudge_factory]

Pmsl !! :d

[PATRIOT73]

The only ring i shall be giving to a female is one on the phone:cool::D
mmmmmmmmmmmm.....................now sumones got to ask...........mite aswell be me

so peewee how the friggin elll u give a female a ring dahn the t'olde dog n bone?
;P

[Rednosty]

Do I sense a Slight tint of bitterness here? I mean Come on Its the Plasma TV anyday! Why wast £4000 on a stupid wedding When you can just have a pi$$ up at home watching the Plasma TV you ve brought on all the money saved.

[silkcityuk2]

Do I sense a Slight tint of bitterness here? I mean Come on Its the Plasma TV anyday! Why wast £4000 on a stupid wedding When you can just have a pi$$ up at home watching the Plasma TV you ve brought on all the money saved.
4 k for a wedding???? thats just the price of there dress aint it?
when she said no i bet the bloke partied and was so glad she said no
just think no nagging ever
is that heaven or what:D

[Rednosty]

4 k for a wedding???? thats just the price of there dress aint it?
when she said no i bet the bloke partied and was so glad she said no
just think no nagging ever
is that heaven or what:D

Brand new Wedding dresses We're selling at my Local AUction (about 80 different ones) for about £40 each! Thought about buying some but you need the room to store them.

[Pete27]

mmmmmmmmmmmm.....................now sumones got to ask...........mite aswell be me

so peewee how the friggin elll u give a female a ring dahn the t'olde dog n bone?
;P

pick up phone... dial her number... n tadaa:D

picture this.. man goes down on one knee.... darling will you marry me.. opens box.. its empty.... where's my ring she says...... guy pulls out his phone and dials her number...... guy can claim to be special and she will go awwwww and say yes.... saving you thousands of pounds!:cool: im not just a pretty face ya know....:D

4 k for a wedding???? thats just the price of there dress aint it?
when she said no i bet the bloke partied and was so glad she said no
just think no nagging ever
is that heaven or what

maybe he meant for the ring only:p

[silkcityuk2]

pick up phone... dial her number... n tadaa:D

picture this.. man goes down on one knee.... darling will you marry me.. opens box.. its empty.... where's my ring she says...... guy pulls out his phone and dials her number...... guy can claim to be special and she will go awwwww and say yes.... saving you thousands of pounds!:cool: im not just a pretty face ya know....:D



maybe he meant for the ring only:p4 k for a phone call?