...Bad news....worse news!

[melboy]

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
:eek:

[jarremachine]

:rolleyes: LOL! :D

[emma5721]

doctor doctor i think i am a window

dr says do you have any pains lol

doctor doctor i think i am a dog
how long you felt like this?
ever since i was a puppy


doctor doctor i have too much wind can you give me something for it
yeah heres a kite
lol

[bigusdickus]

doktor doktor a mann is pooing in my avytarr

[emma5721]

doktor doktor a mann is pooing in my avytarr


doctor doctor i am deranged and talk like a fu ck and i go around wearing condoms all over my body and i dont know why - help:rolleyes: :D :confused: must be my mother or my butcher - help:(

[bigusdickus]

dunt tork aboot yuorselff lyke dat enema