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top_chick
12th September 2006, 07:24 AM
WILLY :eek:

:eek: :eek: A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.

Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.

She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”

bigusdickus
12th September 2006, 07:48 AM
ma says dat iss a cokc hand bull storey

earthangel
12th September 2006, 07:59 AM
Reminds me of a movie I saw years ago. Some mad guy killed people in his house and chopped them up, storing various body parts in jars, all neatly labelled. Heart, liver, lungs, odds 'n' ends.

pheasantplukka
12th September 2006, 08:30 AM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeew @ 'odds n ends' :(

fairywishes
12th September 2006, 08:39 AM
charming .... :confused:

oddity667
12th September 2006, 08:43 AM
Hope our lass doesn't do that, cost a fortune for a jar that big!!!

















OK, so a marmite jar would do! I can dream!

swopmebob
12th September 2006, 08:44 AM
Ouch,but a very good morning to you all......

Paulwillhappy
12th September 2006, 02:24 PM
It reminds me of when i was in Hospital and a Nurse came up to me and asked "Have you got the time on your Cock !"

I replied " I keep it on my wrist like everyone else"


Boom Boom :p

swopmebob
12th September 2006, 07:02 PM
:cool: How do the blood sample nurses know if ur underendowed?,always say, "little Prick":eek:

TottyzKlozzit
13th September 2006, 04:50 PM
PMSL.....trust you swoppy. :)

The hubby should have left it to her in his will! ....:eek:

swopmebob
13th September 2006, 07:09 PM
S'true tho shaz....good evening.....