Best Irish joke ever ????

[hoverstar]

Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire"

He's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million quid.

"Paddy, for £1million, who was the great train robber?

Was it -
A, Ronnie Barker...
B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...
C, Ronnie Corbett or was it
D, Ronnie Biggs???"

Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris" Chris reminds him that he still has his 3 life lines left.

Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris"

"You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris.

"No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer"

"OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause ladies and gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000. However before you go, you'll obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"

Paddy said "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks"

Chris" "You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "Are you mental?"

Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin grass!"

[shabbird]

Lol :)
~.~

[sludgeguts]

An Irish lass I used to go out with once asked me - "what is the greatest of all human inventions?"

Apparently, it's the wheelbarrow.

She told me that "it taught the English to walk on their hind legs!"


Strangely enough, I went out with her for some time after that.