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razamakaz
5th October 2005, 05:03 PM
Don't Break the Elastic

In April, Oprah interviewed Maya Angelou on her 70+ birthday.
Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was exciting. Regarding body changes, she
said there were many, occurring every day...like her breasts. They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first. The audience laughed so hard they cried. She is such a simple and honest woman, with so much wisdom in her words!

Maya Angelou said this:

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a living is not the same thing as making a life. I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back. I've learned that when ever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. ! I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

bigusdickus
5th October 2005, 05:23 PM
ma`s ellasticks gone on her pantielooners:confused:

emma5721
5th October 2005, 06:09 PM
ma`s ellasticks gone on her pantielooners:confused:

you and your stupid ma talk about ruining a beautiful moment:confused:

thing is these sayings/experiences etc are fine and good and we can read them and think yes thats experience speaking and its lovely....but depends what you come up with for your own life thoughts

ok too early to be deep lol
but we all be pushing up the fkn daisies sooner or later
short life - older you get more you realise it duh lol
thought of that this morning:D

bigusdickus
5th October 2005, 06:31 PM
i reached out and touchedd somwone today.a woman with a big bum in tesscos.she booted me in the ginggans:confused:

bigusdickus
7th October 2005, 12:41 PM
showd ma this.shee startted crying.i said dont get upsset.she said your standing on my toes:o

emma5721
7th October 2005, 02:49 PM
showd ma this.shee startted crying.i said dont get upsset.she said your standing on my toes:o

pis$ off lol

bigusdickus
7th October 2005, 07:23 PM
ma says she wants one of those lapdogs so she can look at our luvley forum wile shes sat on her fat ar$e scoffing eccles cakes:o