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merlin

15th July 2005, 01:36 PM

In This Kit You Get 1 Can Of Lager 10 Roll Ups (with Or Without Tips ) 1 Disposable Lighter That The Flint Runs Out Before The Gas Pmfl And The Most Important Thing 1 Condom This Can Be Used To Carry Water Or Fk The Nearest Thing That You Can Get Ya Hands On

Ziggy Has Ordered 5 Lots He`s Moving To Wales

videoshopruabon

15th July 2005, 01:41 PM

lol! you profiteering Dave? Hoping for some panic buyers? Gonna give DS a cut?

merlin

15th July 2005, 01:44 PM

Not Cutting Anybody In This Time Next Year I Will Have £4.99 In The Bank Yipeeeeeeeeee

PATRIOT73

15th July 2005, 01:46 PM

it cum wiv free bumbag

but make sure it goes in:p

ziggyyy

15th July 2005, 01:47 PM

Wheres the Vaseline,In case Patry wants to buy a kit ??

merlin

15th July 2005, 01:54 PM

Wheres the Vaseline,In case Patry wants to buy a kit ??

I GOT BETTER THAN VASELLINE HOW ABOUT A BIT OF GOOSE GREASE AT LEAST IF YOU GET PECKISH YA CAN HAVE TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF DIPS

PATRIOT73

15th July 2005, 01:59 PM

Wheres the Vaseline,In case Patry wants to buy a kit ??
n dunt 4get m mnms:p

blufairy

15th July 2005, 02:24 PM

No use for me ... what so ever.

My 1st aid kit =

Mobile phone, A £50 note :p , Mini torch , mirror, lipstick, perfume, whipes, mascara, eyeliner, £1.10 in change, a hair elastic, assorted plasters , Hairbrush, few paracetamol, pen, mini note book,breath freshner spray, condom, chewing gum, bank cards, spare earrings, umberella, bottle of water, a smile.

TRY FITTING THAT IN A BUMB BAG.

shelleywelley

15th July 2005, 02:27 PM

blufairy

15th July 2005, 02:30 PM

You do realise, that may actually happen :)

:D lol , No shelley, But id have a laugh watching him try.

.... OH FORGOT

A razor
Tweezers
Clean knicks ( incase i crap myself in the event of what ever has taken place ) in order that i need the kit to begin with.

PATRIOT73

15th July 2005, 02:30 PM

:eek: A £50 note :eek:
thought u was like queen dunt carry cash

videoshopruabon

15th July 2005, 02:31 PM

You do realise, that may actually happen :)

waiting in anticipation for the weblink....

blufairy

15th July 2005, 02:32 PM

:eek: :eek:
thought u was like queen dunt carry cash

well, im presuming im on my own in this situation, NO one to pay my way, lol ... so have to cater 4 myself :(

shelleywelley

15th July 2005, 02:35 PM

:D lol , No shelley, But id have a laugh watching him try.

.... OH FORGOT

A razor
Tweezers
Clean knicks ( incase i crap myself in the event of what ever has taken place ) in order that i need the kit to begin with.

what you need clean knicks for, commando would be more apt :D

blufairy

15th July 2005, 02:37 PM

what you need clean knicks for, commando would be more apt :D

You naughty girl :eek: :o lol

Only if i had a VERY looooooooooooooong skirt on. Or trousers.

ziggyslovechild

15th July 2005, 03:56 PM

You naughty girl :eek: :o lol

Only if i had a VERY looooooooooooooong skirt on. Or trousers.

Well get a trim ya hairy bint!

ziggyyy

15th July 2005, 04:02 PM

Pack that kind of talk in...or its bed early for you....
and no blancmange:(

ziggyslovechild

15th July 2005, 04:14 PM

Pack that kind of talk in...or its bed early for you....
and no blancmange:(

I'm in the sack all times of day and night, and as for blancmange... http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie132/00000458.gif

blufairy

15th July 2005, 04:58 PM

Well get a trim ya hairy bint!

Only just saw this.http://www.xelle.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/sms/adminofplaygroup.gifLOL

FPMSL ... CHEECKY BAS*ARDhttp://www.xelle.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/newsmilez/fryingpan.gif

PS : Your wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy off the mark :D ANYWAY.

ziggyyy

15th July 2005, 04:59 PM

Yeah..........they dont call her Peachy for nuthin`