swopmebob
6th June 2005, 09:06 AM
>Date: Mon, 6 Jun 2005 15:01:45 +0700
>
>1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
>
>2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
>3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
>
>4. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
>5. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
>
>6. Why is a boxing ring square?
>
>7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
>
>8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
>9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
>
>10.Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
>
>11.Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,you turn
>down the volume on the radio?
>
>12.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
>made with real lemons?
>
>13.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
>14.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
>
>15.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
>16.Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?
>
>17.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>
>18.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
>
>19.Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
>drive?
>
>20. Why do i write such a crap instead of getting a life?
;)
>
>1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
>
>2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
>3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
>
>4. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
>
>5. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
>
>6. Why is a boxing ring square?
>
>7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
>
>8. Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
>
>9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
>
>10.Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"?
>
>11.Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address,you turn
>down the volume on the radio?
>
>12.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
>made with real lemons?
>
>13.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>
>14.Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
>
>15.Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
>16.Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?
>
>17.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>
>18.Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
>
>19.Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and
>drive?
>
>20. Why do i write such a crap instead of getting a life?
;)