Kenny the Kebab

[swopmebob]

Just bought our tea,brb eventually.Play nicely

[shezz]

Can't even think of tea just had me dinner

[top_chick]

Dunno where he puts it :D

[shezz]

eat toooooo much and it makes me feel ill.

mind you now i have spoken about food

[swopmebob]

Had my lunch at 1.00 always do,even at Christmas too...so bout 6 is OK for us...usually have KFC but its be kind to chiccy week!!!

[top_chick]

It is?? :confused:

[swopmebob]

From me to you is chiccy:D

[chicken-n-chips]

cant beat a doner kebab al grill fantastik

[swopmebob]

Bet it in turkey.I can promise you this M8,at MoneyHill nr Rickmansworth Is best of all Kenny Kebabs.Chicken sliced Kebab with salad,I guarantee you will not eat it all.meet me on A41 to Rickmansworth and I will personally treat you to one,so M25 to jnc.17...turn off right...bottom of dual carriageway turn left...carry on until you pass Field Way and 50yds later Kebab place by bustop on left.Warn me as I gotta get there from Watford........ooohh I is excited now.......:D

[chicken-n-chips]

will hav to ask my girlfriend first she should be ok boot it

[top_chick]

Hi mr chippy... :D

[shezz]

cant beat a doner kebab al grill fantastik

Ohhhh yum yum must have chilli sauce and onions.........

[swopmebob]

Just meet me there and you will go home full and happy....My treat...Get Sat Nav in motor,piece of cake for you Shez

[swopmebob]

will hav to ask my girlfriend first she should be ok boot it

Be my guest please do,bring her too then treat ya both:D

[top_chick]

:d ...........................

[swopmebob]

You too chiccy we have wordsters meet there.I put rose petals down on road in front of Lola.

[top_chick]

:D ...................Bless!!!

[swopmebob]

Worthy visitors both of you......

[top_chick]

Lola still i garage...wont be going anywhere! :rolleyes:

[shezz]

Sneak in


Can I come

[top_chick]

Feel free luv.......... :D

[swopmebob]

Without fear of contraception Shez...be cross if ya didnt:)

[shezz]

LMHO ...........Cheers

[swopmebob]

Its a muskateer thingy

[chicken-n-chips]

Be my guest please do,bring her too then treat ya both:D


asked she up for it will pm me you email addie later

[swopmebob]

Certainly will do thanks

[shezz]

Oh a group thing yipeeeee

[swopmebob]

No Shez not a gang bang.......friendly social nite by roadside dodging traffic with masks on to avoid pollution.

[top_chick]

Sounds fun!! :D

[swopmebob]

Absolutely the best:) Brill.

[top_chick]

:D Whens it gonna be happening then?

[swopmebob]

Dunno yet....be nice.....you be stuffed.......both of ya to the gills,my friend too if my luck's in.....:eek: we always trying to set up an eyeball..but fings go tits up...who said that:eek:

[top_chick]

Tits up...............Story ov my life!! :D

I drive anywhere just as long as its roundabout free :D

[swopmebob]

Chiccy you cannot be serious...aka John Macenroe.....many roundabouts twixt thee and me:confused:

[swopmebob]

M20 to junction17 M25 roundabout free then two huge ones...not tits roundabouts then we there.

[top_chick]

:eek: I GOTTA TUMMY ACHE......................Thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[shezz]

M20 to junction17 M25 roundabout free then two huge ones...not tits roundabouts then we there.


Wot roundabouts on M25

Anywhere Near junction 30/31 Lmho

[top_chick]

:eek: I dont think ist funny!! :eek:

[shezz]

You will in a year or less time

[top_chick]

We shall c m8................. :D not much will change i dont think........unless the roundabouts get demolished.... :D

[swopmebob]

Chiccy if you dont go round em they will be demolished

[top_chick]

My m8 is calling after she finishes work,she gonna do roundabouts with me........... :eek:
I GOTTA TUMMY ACHE :<(((

[swopmebob]

Good idea,get some experience in...sooner it happens the sooner you can cut down on washing powder......

[top_chick]

:D ..................My m8 was working till late so i got let off!!

[swopmebob]

Rebook,can strongly recommend...otherwise you not go further than Tesco's soon:D

[top_chick]

I done a bitta driving yesterday,Took my niece and neff home after skool at 4 when its murder out there,dropped kayleigh off at her mates,then drove to my other mates for a cuppa n a chat then wizzed off to my other m8 that lives in margate and then home...That was enough!! :D

[swopmebob]

Nice one Debbie...little and often...get in amongst it all...well done...:)

[top_chick]

Just avoided sum roundabouts tho.... :D

[swopmebob]

Ahh you will have nightmares bout them soon.......

[top_chick]

I already am m8........... :D

[swopmebob]

Soon you will wake up and say roundabouts...nuthin...easy peazy:D

[top_chick]

:eek: Think not sum how!!

[swopmebob]

Will happen guaranteed m'dear you soon got to brands hatch not far from you,and have coaching by pukka car wallah's

[top_chick]

U got faith in me!! :D

[swopmebob]

Corse M8 you gonna be 100% kosher......very soon....:D

[shezz]

Allan's right you will be okay soon enough and you will be laughing about yourself soon

[swopmebob]

We'll all be laughing together like the musketeers;)

[shezz]

LOL

Just found this

Thought of TC approching a roundabout

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartboard.html

[swopmebob]

Cant be that frightened surely:eek:

[shezz]

Was going to put it on main forum for Ziggy think he wouldhave liked that

[swopmebob]

I wouldn't be surprised one bit Shez

[shezz]

Deb gone bed left message.

[shezz]

So am I, but if you see your mate at all tonight say hi to him for me hope he had good weekend

[swopmebob]

Must be knackered....had hard day like you wurkin

[shezz]

LOL yep bet she knows how I feel, sometimes I get really knackerd from working all day in office then straight on to my cleaning job, and other days I am fine

[swopmebob]

Ya should have nice pert botty Shez then.

[shezz]

OMG OMG

Can't tell Paul

Nooooooooooo

[top_chick]

http://www.treats4chicks.co.uk/img/bigboy-knickers.jpg :eek:

[swopmebob]

Open wide and count to 100.....1............2.............3.............4

[shezz]

http://www.treats4chicks.co.uk/img/bigboy-knickers.jpg :eek:

Who took the picture LOL

It reminds me when I have to get boxers for paul I only buy extra large one's just to humour him.

[top_chick]

Lmao................http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/mexicanchorizo.jpg :D

[swopmebob]

Bit of a sore subject those

[top_chick]

http://www.visitscotland.com/images/162190

[shezz]

The roasts look nice

Luv Roast spuds

[swopmebob]

Mouth is watering...chiccy can always show you summat to make ur mouth water....on a plate......

[top_chick]

Shame i cant cook it tho :D

[swopmebob]

Corse you can cook,look at kids not bin reared on chips I know.;)

[top_chick]

They had more then 15 allan :D

[swopmebob]

You spoilin em Debbie........

[top_chick]

Oven tho ;)

[swopmebob]

Oven chips fried are the busines......:cool:

[top_chick]

Might av to try that ,never fried n oven chip m8 :D

[swopmebob]

A new exeprience TC,nice tasting.......;)

[top_chick]

I will let ya no when i cooked n tasted it :D

[swopmebob]

Sure you like them if you cook nicely Chiccy....

[top_chick]

:eek: U no what my cooking comes out like allan :D

[swopmebob]

But these finest quality chips not Pasta M8.You get the two piccys yet.????

[top_chick]

:eek: Dont mention pasta m8 :eek:

Yeah i did allan,4 sum reason they ended up going straight in2 my junk mail :D

[swopmebob]

Bout right I spose,but I couldnt get them up on Words no matter how I tried.You think I get ears boxed for posting them M8.

[top_chick]

Wonder why they wouldnt go on ere then :confused: Must be coz ov the colour ov there pants :D

[swopmebob]

I thought they may appeal a bit to you,and Shez cos she has spare fingers now she not holding Ciggy's......

[top_chick]

:D Lmao.................More then a handful in the red ones m8 :eek:

[swopmebob]

Like everything else...more than a handful is wasted maybe....:D

[shezz]

:D Lmao.................More then a handful in the red ones m8 :eek:

LMHO

You hav'nt seen the size of MY hands

[top_chick]

Lmao.................. :D

[shezz]

Funny how they dress themselfs different ways.

Should be a dress code, then you could compare

[swopmebob]

Sadly unable to compete,good job for my friends,otherwise Sunday see me in Essex frequently,Kent as am allowed and Hampshire,parked in layby for 5 days with mammoth flask and mini fridge.......such a liar...dream on matey......you got big hands Shez then....;)

[shezz]

No not really but that could be good news for some.

[swopmebob]

Point taken Shez....appreciated too.....cant think why...but intresting news for me.....:eek:

[swopmebob]

Had a nuther outstanding chicken kebab;) from Kenny,too much,honestly couldnt eat it all,but what I did eat was top class nosh.:cool:

[shezz]

Had a kebab on Friday Chicken and guess wot I ATE IT ALL

LOL

Hiya how U doing

[swopmebob]

Doing fine me old mucker,but was missing ur company on words so had to give yer a shout,nice to see you anyway.Kenny's cannot be beaten,but if you ate all urs,would say Kenny has the upper hand.Uneatable totally.Last time I polished one completely was the day after Lent.

[top_chick]

All this talk about food had made me tummy rumble....T and toast time in a mo...... :D

[swopmebob]

And why not mate...yes indeedy......

[shezz]

LOL

I am waiting till Allan gets back from Asda's,

Hope he is not one of these people that go around hitting there bums( back pocket) as seen on the adverts.

[top_chick]

He been a long time at asdas ;) bet he chatting to the totty! :D

[swopmebob]

I rarely go in there,cos in carpark can see mega totty,trumptons too,but many pregnant women about in scantiest of things.i spose it is the heat,they really seem to struggle.Good luck to them.In my younger days wimmin if in confinement usually have ginormous coat on to hide the situation.So in summary...mother hood has come a long way.

[shezz]

LOL at you allan having to watch all them preggy women, do not know why I done it either.

[top_chick]

Lmao at u allan,u dont miss nowt do ya :D U r right tho,it must be in the air coz the amout of women ive seen up the duff is unbelievable!!!! Rather them then me tho!! :D

[shezz]

LMHO

Poor things if it is there first, just don't know what they have got to face for the rest of there lifes.

For the first 3 years of a kids life we are teaching them to walk and talk
After that we are telling them to sit down and shut up LOL

[top_chick]

Lmao.....u so right ,lmao............ :D :D

[shezz]

Thing is you never stop my eldest is 29ish and I am still telling him.

[top_chick]

:D .........Lmao....i got it all still to come....

[shezz]

Girls are a lot better then boys, my sister has all girls and I have all boys, there have been times her daughtes have brought me a mothers day present cos they knew the boys would not remember. Bless

[top_chick]

Bless em thas a nice thing to do.....Shame on the boys tho,need a spanking i recon!!

[swopmebob]

Messy situation,but mums need cards from son(s) as well as Daughters.A mum has a tough job,nippers there until you leave this world.......I Luv My Mum......