Offski

[swopmebob]

Gone out to P/O for a bit....brb soon.......

[shezz]

:eek: ................ :( alone again naturaly

[top_chick]

Join the club!! :rolleyes:

[swopmebob]

Two Gilbert O'sullivan Fans.But neither of you alone.Offski again to P/O for cash and lottery....Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[top_chick]

U long time at the posty allan....u chatting up that bitta totty in there m8! :D

[shezz]

Twice in One day Allan think TC right about the totty

[top_chick]

Bet he gets free postage 2 ;)

[shezz]

And it's first class :)

[top_chick]

:rolleyes: Notice he not about this morning,thats coz he at the posty again :rolleyes:

[shezz]

LMHO

wonder if he kisses and tells

c'mon allan you know you can tell us

[top_chick]

:D .............U no what allans like shez,he cant keep it to himself 4 long!!! :D

[shezz]

Ohhhh gooody

roll on tonight

[swopmebob]

LMHO

wonder if he kisses and tells

c'mon allan you know you can tell us



Both posties down P/O are Asian men bout 25:eek: There is no way I gonnsa smooch with them,regardless of botty shape/size.tackle/size shape/bends/right/or left.I dont wannem you can avem they're too fat for me.their mum says :eek: bawls like a bull....ave they I enquired....

[top_chick]

Both posties down P/O are Asian men bout 25:eek: There is no way I gonnsa smooch with them,regardless of botty shape/size.tackle/size shape/bends/right/or left.I dont wannem you can avem they're too fat for me.their mum says :eek: bawls like a bull....ave they I enquired....



Psml................. :D :D Take that as a no then allan...

[shezz]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Might be a maybe now he knows there bawls are like a bull

PMSL

[top_chick]

:D Lmao................... :D

[swopmebob]

To put into 100% effect need locking to to alternative sexual parts.My botty too soft for Julian Clary,never mind two jammy dodgers...:eek: .................................................. .........:eek: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[top_chick]

:eek: ............................. :eek:

[swopmebob]

:eek: .............exactly chiccy............................noooooooo:eek:

[top_chick]

Not on your nelly!!

[swopmebob]

But not for me neither.:eek: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo:eek:

[top_chick]

maybe shez's nelly then :D

[shezz]

Nooooooooooooooo

LMHO me nelly says no

[top_chick]

Spoil sport!!

[swopmebob]

Bet Shez got terrific nelly...sorta soft if ya get me drift.......

[top_chick]

:eek: ..............Dont no what u mean arry!!

[swopmebob]

Arry says for sure she got nice nelly

[top_chick]

And arry would no :eek:

[shezz]

Me nelly says thank you arry

LMHO

TC see he knows

[top_chick]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.....tooooo much!!

[shezz]

Well Aunt Nelly is getting on a bit, but she such a character.

[top_chick]

U mean nelly from the pickle factory shez? :D

[shezz]

You know her as well wot a small world LMHO

[swopmebob]

That be Eli's sister then...Nellie Pledge.....

[top_chick]

I remember going threw this once b4.... :D

[swopmebob]

Me too I think:)

[top_chick]

:D :D Thought ya might!!

[shezz]

Have We..............

[swopmebob]

Not sure bout the three of us...but do know two peeps who did Shez

[top_chick]

I remember 2 ov us at it and not 3 :confused: i dunno tho could be wrong :confused:

[swopmebob]

Well its not life threatening as long as dont get jar of pickles on head

[top_chick]

:d ......................

[swopmebob]

:d you know what it is

[shezz]

I remember 2 ov us at it and not 3 :confused: i dunno tho could be wrong :confused:



..............:eek:.....................



LMHO

[top_chick]

Gang bang maybe :D

[shezz]

Sure u would have remembered gang bang, so I could'nt have been there, but know who else could have been.

[top_chick]

U would av remembered 2 shez if u was at it.......... :D

[shezz]

That good then.

Don't normally remember when only 2 think I must fall asleep


Ohhhh well going to have a bath will see u all laterz

[top_chick]

Ok gal.......laterz.....i will be out 4 a bit soon,will catch ya when i get in,wont be late :D

[shezz]

You been out and about in Lola, windows down, music blaring, chatting up the geezers.

No

WHY

[top_chick]

No gal not yet!! :D Been out but not been posing...Yet :D

[swopmebob]

She only has to toss her hair over her shoulders they all make beline for an Essex cross Kent bimbo....quality talks.....

[top_chick]

Bimbo.............. :eek:

[shezz]

...:eek:.............LMHO

[top_chick]

:D Think i better have a words with him........

BIMBO :eek: Omg............Bimbo :eek:

[shezz]

You tell him m8, could'nt call me that cos I ain't blonde

[top_chick]

:eek: Im not blonde either..........just got lil bitsa blonde in me hair :eek:

[shezz]

Had me tips 1" done blonde just after christmas, don't think they did a good job as you could not really see it,next time making them do it bigger maybe 2"

[shezz]

gotta dash now as boss said I could leave but need to get a couple of things done, stupid me should have done them allready, tjen I could have been going home now

[top_chick]

Cum ere and i do it 4 ya!! :D

[swopmebob]

Will ya do it for me too chiccy........;)

[top_chick]

U want me to put blonde streaks in ya hair m8... :D

Thats cool.........Ok when ya ready!!

[swopmebob]

Often wondered about it....if it give me the missing link...I searching for......

[top_chick]

U wont no till ya try................ :D

[swopmebob]

But you make it orange or green....off to have shave and pop to mums for couple of hours,then is the meal out I won on radio...see you later doll......:D

[shezz]

Well done on winning meal, good wos it. LOL TC tried that new dye the one where you comb it through and suppose to make streaks in your hair, as usual I could'nt do it, looks really easy on the telly.

[top_chick]

:eek: Cant believe it...........It looks so simple,u do it right m8?

[shezz]

LOL obvioulsy not as I had big clumps of it all over the place instead of steaks, mind you left is as it cooooooooooooool

[top_chick]

What ya do wrong then?summit not right,unless they brought a dodgy hair kit out!! :D Have u got no colour from it at all?

[shezz]

LOL yep should have been blond streaks, you gel a likkle comb with it that you combed through your hair to produce these streaks but all it done was left clumps of the colouring on your hair, so instead of blonde steaks I got blond clumps all over me head

[swopmebob]

Have seen lotta men with that sorta finish on their heads.Howz you Shez missed you yesterday,but piccys I enjoyed.:)

[top_chick]

Morning allan................

[shezz]

Hiya Allan

I'm fine and you, did look in a couple of times but no one was on sos I left, popped out yesterday to lakeside, then cooked dinner, then washing up, had a 2 hour conversation with my bro in Aus ( glad he was paying the bill) then done ironing, then watched the ring 2, then went to bed how boring is that

[swopmebob]

Morning chiccy ditto Shez,just a normal standard day then Shez.We went for meal....it was terrific...only managed half of £80.00 but was lush as chiccy says.;)

[top_chick]

What ya have to eat allan??

[shezz]

OMG you are going to tell us wot you had LOL my mouth is watering allready, how many people went on meal,

[swopmebob]

Lager and line and iced lemonade,Combo for 2 to share starter,Roast beef full lunch installed in Giant Sqauare yorkshire pudding,I had 10oz sirloin steak with white stilton sauce, chips mushrooms tomato's,peas/Sweet lemon merangue and ice cream.I had a full size lattice apple pie,custard and cream,pie was about 9" diameter.I could only eat half.More drinks,left £3.00 for waitress.Geezer said you have used just £40.00...take a bottle home with you,but didnt cos geezer not there who told us.Be going again I can assure you.......:D

[shezz]

That sounds Lush Allan, got to admit if I go out for meal have to have steak, the lemon merangue .Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[swopmebob]

OMG you are going to tell us wot you had LOL my mouth is watering allready, how many people went on meal,

Only 2 invite was for 2 only to the tune of £80.00's:D

[top_chick]

Lucky u m8...sounds lush :D

[swopmebob]

Anybody would have enjoyed it,I have a friend who I would luv to get her there,early cos brand new motel thingy next door...:eek:

[shezz]

I would have just knowing someone else was paying.

[swopmebob]

I would say it would be hard to beat for quality and choice.The sort of place you would pay and not begrudge it.The motel thingy for her and myself.Not fair...men always like that..thinking of themselves

[top_chick]

:d ......................

[swopmebob]

Exactly chiccy u know what Arry means dontcha.....

[shezz]

OMG OMG

Noooooooooooooooo

[top_chick]

Omg........yes :d

[swopmebob]

OMG yes you got it in one.....I didnt.......

[shezz]

Wot..........:)..............

[top_chick]

God nows m8!! :D

[swopmebob]

All the world's a playground...just that cant all win at once;)

[top_chick]

Off to av me t n toast..laterz

[swopmebob]

Good morning Chiccy spect you invlved at work at mo,will be aboutM8.Nothing yet heard???

[top_chick]

Afternoon allan..........no work today 4 me m8,been busy indoors tho :rolleyes:

[shezz]

Heard from my M8 today PM me

My mate is doing her sons bedroom up this week LOL poor thing
Said that she won't be on much but will pop in every once in a while.

Don't know how long my m8 is going to be off as did not say, think she must be a bit P******* off at mo or is trying not to get involved in computor anymore says there is better things to do then sit on comp, and she wanted to start doing them I suppose, LOL wish she would tell me wot,

[top_chick]

Just aving a kitkat i guess!! :)

[shezz]

Could eat one meself right now

[shezz]

Going home now sees u all laterz

[shezz]

LMHO

Posted the last post as I left the office to drive home.

Got home and checked my emails, then checked ebid forums and guess wot.

Last post was Me/

Not much gong on then

[top_chick]

Loads going on,u not in the right place at the right time shez :D

[swopmebob]

Always peeps here at bottom...but have just switched on,have read most of this thread will be in touch M8

[top_chick]

Anything???

[swopmebob]

Not a tinkle Chiccy..........

[top_chick]

U tinkle today???

[swopmebob]

Dangerous at weekends.But did have missed call on my new 02 sim-number payg.I never tried to ring it cos I didnt recognise it.Mayb just maybe?????

[shezz]

Just tried to get in another chat forum, but will not let me in is it not up and running now.

[swopmebob]

DSimilar happened to me Shez,signed in but having problems,After one post in a week from admin,cannot really understand any problems with this chat room.

[top_chick]

Off to drop my lad off at his mates,he gonna be camping toady till tomoz :eek: see u all laterz.. :D

[swopmebob]

Ok,wot a nice mum.......;)

[top_chick]

Thats what its all about :D

[swopmebob]

Nice mums sort after by many hubba's:D

[top_chick]

Wish............. :D

[swopmebob]

Cos if ur a nice mum to tiddlywinks a hunk is gonna notice it,and ur wiggles.....;)

[top_chick]

Im invisable m8 :D

[swopmebob]

I dont think so,once spotted,u pulled,Any tasty geezer be putty in ur hands,if you ever kneaded bread chiccy...same as..:)

[top_chick]

:D .............Lush way ov putting it m8...

[swopmebob]

Ya reckon mate

[top_chick]

:d .......................

[swopmebob]

Gotta work on part Essex/Kent gal...S'true too.....:)

[shezz]

hey where did you all go

[swopmebob]

I cum and go Shez to keep up with the flow you know:D

[shezz]

LMHO...............Allan trust you

[swopmebob]

Is absolutely the truth tho......;)

[top_chick]

:d .......................

[swopmebob]

What....corse it is.........

[top_chick]

If u say so allan... :D

[swopmebob]

Why thank you,be back after Emmerdale...byeeee for now...

[top_chick]

Laterz..........thought it finished already!!

[swopmebob]

It had,but did couple small things before I came back to PC Doll...

[top_chick]

Will be back in a bit!!

[swopmebob]

Ok dont rush...Norton AV scan scheduled for 8pm takes nearly an hour.

[top_chick]

Norton takes 4ever in this house!! :rolleyes:

[swopmebob]

Better safe than sorry always.......

[top_chick]

true!!....... :D

[swopmebob]

But when you get on PC and pages load slowly,dont you just love it....not.....

[top_chick]

Its a right **** off when that happens... :(

[swopmebob]

Just lost everything...no adsl...no NortonAV no nuthin on line at all.Had to do 2 system restores to get it back.....

[top_chick]

:eek: sounds like u had fun then allan...

[swopmebob]

Was getting a bit pished off to be truthful,but was lucky I spose mate.

[shezz]

Okay now though is it

[swopmebob]

Fine now Shez thanks......

[top_chick]

Off to pick kayleigh up from train station and then pop out to av cuppa at me mates.....Laterz... :D

[swopmebob]

Laterz it is then maybe

[top_chick]

Wheres ya all gone :confused:

[swopmebob]

Bonjour mon ami bonjour le chic:D

[shezz]

I'm here debs where u gone

[swopmebob]

Hello smiler...howz you mate.......

[shezz]

I'm fine just about to do some bacon sticks, fancy one

[top_chick]

Im ere...........I fancy sum :D Im sure allan would av sum to ,make sure u gotta nuff to go round!!

[swopmebob]

Corrr would nearly kill for one yummy yummy:)

[shezz]

Ooooops done em but them my sone turned up and ate em,


Will try and pop in when poss over weekend, son will be taking over comp.

[top_chick]

This is why u need 2 pc shez :D

[swopmebob]

Be handy Arry with 2 PC's....bummer bout the sticks.

[top_chick]

U all went :(

[swopmebob]

But not that far from you mate:D

[top_chick]

U all gone again :D

[swopmebob]

Everard is still here with Arry,mate...

[top_chick]

No shez tonight..

[shezz]

Yep I was on remember

LMHO

[swopmebob]

Shez is getting rarer than rocking horse droppings...:eek:

[top_chick]

Any1 about....... :)

[swopmebob]

Bon Soir Mademoiselle.......avec pleasure pour moi.....

[top_chick]

Dont do french :D



Hi allan.....

[swopmebob]

Ah,then mustv'e been Kayleigh who replied inf 4-5 sentences on one post then.

[swopmebob]

Hello chiccy in ur absence.:D

[top_chick]

Lmao..............Ellooooooooooo :D

[swopmebob]

Gotta be done,like you not been anywhere at all......

[top_chick]

It was only for a few days,whats it gonna be like when i go away for 3 weeks a!!! :)

[swopmebob]

Sad and lonely too.......

[top_chick]

Think my uncle has a pc out in oz if not will pop in2 a cyber caff.....will get withdrawl meself :D

[swopmebob]

Blimey thats great,you gonna take Shez?? No doubt it,she says they wont let her back in.Dont want to lose nuther gamer....

[top_chick]

Shez and lynn,will put shez in me suitcase.... :D

[swopmebob]

Tight fit,whose gonna carry it.Be bit lighter if a Sunday.....;)

[shezz]

Shez and lynn,will put shez in me suitcase.... :D

Yeah I wanna cum, the way my bone's feel you could fold me up.LMHO

[swopmebob]

You pretty pliable then Shez:) Hows ur boy getting on with his Tom Tom?

[shezz]

Yeah good,

Bless he won't use it as much as wot I am going to, planning to nip over kent soon for a cuppa, paul will be working flat out so have time on me hands, will have to be a Sunday though

[swopmebob]

On a Sunday !!!:) you cannot be serious......new balls please.....be nice for you both.....;)

[shezz]

Debs don't know yet, LMHO don't want to scare her yet

[top_chick]

Yeah good,

Bless he won't use it as much as wot I am going to, planning to nip over kent soon for a cuppa, paul will be working flat out so have time on me hands, will have to be a Sunday though



Kettles on m8 :D

[shezz]

Goooooooooooood will bring me bacon sticks with me

[top_chick]

Sounds good 2 me......... :D

[swopmebob]

Thats blooming nice,gonna miss out on the food stakes.sob sob..

[top_chick]

Why u gonna miss out :confused:

[swopmebob]

You and Shez gonna party with Nice cuppa's and bacon sticks...

[top_chick]

We save u sum... :D Afternoon

[swopmebob]

Why thank you mate, you would do too,:) I know you would.;)

[top_chick]

Dunno tho allan,the way im eating at the mo :D

[swopmebob]

You have plenty to eat for Debs.I am going to turn in now,you have left me loads for tomorrow.Goodnight gal,sleep and dream of a hunky Hubba...night night.;)

[top_chick]

Nite nite :D

[shezz]

Nite Nite Allan

[swopmebob]

I only just came back on.......

[top_chick]

Passing ships this evening :D

[shezz]

No we not I'm here

[top_chick]

U got light on shez.. :D Ello luv, every1 missing eachother today!!Hows ya day been???

[shezz]

LMHO

I know been trying to catch peeps but alas you all kept going

[top_chick]

We have all missed one n other today!!!

[swopmebob]

I had the pleasure of company nudge nudge Arry...on MSN.....but was trying all day to nail you two corkers too.;)

[top_chick]

We ere now allan and u r not :rolleyes:

[shezz]

Allan done a runner, just had little sign pop up saying someone on MSN

[top_chick]

I cant get on msn :( its not aving none ov it :(

[shezz]

MSN has been playing up for a while now Know someone else who has trouble with it at mo.

[top_chick]

It wont entertain me :>((

[shezz]

Probbly upset it

[top_chick]

Maybe if i flash at it :D Lmao........... :D

[shezz]

Allan might be watching you LMHO

ALLAN

[top_chick]

:eek: ................

[shezz]

Hey where ya go Debs


You flashing LMAO

Wonder if when guests read our threads they have a right laugh at em or weather they think we should be locked up...:D

[top_chick]

Im here :D

Just had to fill me tum..... :D

WOuld ov thought,locked up with the looneys m8 :D
Notice they dont wanna play with us...

[top_chick]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=9843&item=4566107045&tc=photo&ssPageName=STRK:MEFM:SI:IT

Not sure if it will be to small,i like a lil one :eek:

[shezz]

Nah your right

they remind me of me neighbours always sticky beaking

[shezz]

Thats Okay, did you click on the picture of the back of the car, is that shadows,

This car has a bigger engine then the mazda.

You might like small one's now, but beleive me later you will not be sattisfied.

:) :)

[top_chick]

Foflmao :D

U getting worse n lynn gal :D

[shezz]

Your fault, you left me alone with her corrupted me now she has

[top_chick]

:D :D

Off to park with kids and beard :D Be back laterz....

[shezz]

Okidoki sees u laterz I am going to work now sos catch u tonight.

[swopmebob]

And so will I be waiting......;)

[top_chick]

No shez :eek:

Hi allan......slow loading tonight or is it my end?

[swopmebob]

Is slow Debs,my end is too.....:eek: I say........:eek: steady on....:eek: :D

[top_chick]

Calm down :eek:

It was slow but my end seems to av speeded up a bit :D

[swopmebob]

Same thing happens with mine too:eek: :eek: :eek:

[top_chick]

:eek: U cant be serious :D

[shezz]

Had hard trougble gettin on last night, the site allan

could not get into myebid and was really slow on kt

In today okay :)

[top_chick]

It seems ok today tho

[swopmebob]

New balls please.........

[top_chick]

http://www.collectr.com/tn/images/tpmcenroej.jpg

[swopmebob]

You cannot be serious.:( ....chiccy nuther cracker.:confused: ...new balls please........:o

[top_chick]

Brass ones?? :D

[swopmebob]

Tired ones......

[top_chick]

with all that bouncing about they are bound to be...

[swopmebob]

Haved treated them to respect so far today......bet we got loads guests....5 (4 members & 1 guests)

[top_chick]

full house id say...

[swopmebob]

Could well be,I forgot to look last night.If things hot up later would say we would....

[shezz]

Might be back in a little while not sure, see you all laters

[top_chick]

Laterz shez :D

I had probs last night,net kept going on and off and couldnt send any text messages :confused:

[swopmebob]

Morning TC hope you back to normal now......:)

[top_chick]

Seema ok at the mo,pc and phone :D

[swopmebob]

Good stuff mate,my bruvvy may be over with his wife so may be missing early evening.For a bit......

[top_chick]

Will let u off then :D

[swopmebob]

Actually your and Shez's hands seem so much better,as it happens.Got plenty in hand for tomorrow tho,bin reading new technique's manual,so many places to go.......

[shezz]

Nite nite catch you all tomorrowss

[top_chick]

Nite nite shez,tomoz gal..got work at 10,will see ya b4.. :D

[swopmebob]

Do hope so,dont go to town now on Paul....behave.....

[top_chick]

................... :D Im shutting me windows!!

[shezz]

i'll try and be quite then



nite all

[swopmebob]

You not a groaner then Shez when peaking.......place in China....

[top_chick]

Nite nite shez......

[shezz]

morning now....................

[swopmebob]

Ur a rascal trawling for fun late.....I wonder.......

[top_chick]

:eek: Couldnt u sleep shez? :D

[shezz]

Don't think they would like me sleeping in the office LOL

Mind you now one would know