Bye byes

[swopmebob]

Goodnight everyone......

[shezz]

Hallo Alan

And Bye something I said LOL

[swopmebob]

Hunny soz,wouldnt miss saying nite to you...and certainly never on a Sunday..Sleep well Chez.Hope you and sis cushty....nite..

[top_chick]

Nite nite allan... :D


Nice to see ya mimms... :D

[swopmebob]

Nice understanding crew.......

[top_chick]

Ov course!! :D

[swopmebob]

The best many *********'stars....

[top_chick]

:confused: .........................Stumped now!!

[shezz]

yo anyone in

[swopmebob]

Of corse M8....howz you....

[top_chick]

I got crap timeing,ive missed u both :rolleyes:

[swopmebob]

We need to retune our callometers...mustve wandered off frequency....again Arry.....

[top_chick]

We need cb's i recon!! :D

[swopmebob]

Breaker breaker c'mon good budgie.....stand by for mega rumbles.......

[top_chick]

:D U been watching wrestleing allan.........

Lets get ready to rumble!!!!

[swopmebob]

No not today....but if you up fer a rumble good girl..getting train times as we type......

[top_chick]

:eek: ..........................

[shezz]

Hey u two having a rumble now, is that why u not on here then

LOL

[top_chick]

:eek: .............. :D


I was kiped out....... :D .Allan was prob aving a rumble in the mud tho!!

Hope ya well mimms and u come back on at a decent time!! :D

[swopmebob]

Any time be nice Chez get it on,was expectin you to be in bed all day today putting smile on O/H's face after ur hectic touring schedule......

[top_chick]

Think ya asking 4 a thick ear allan!! :D

[swopmebob]

Mimms not violent....I'll speak nicely too her...she only hit me softly then....luv a forceful female....ooohh could crush a grape...

[top_chick]

:D Never under estemate a essex girl!! ;)

[swopmebob]

Luv em....they always full of great surprises...do there own thing well....mmm.....yes sir.....

[top_chick]

:D ................... :eek:

[swopmebob]

Yeah right.........woo hoo....

[top_chick]

:D ....................Mad as hatter!!!

[swopmebob]

Alice in Wonderland........

[top_chick]

http://www.florida-art-gallery.com/disney-Alice_In_Wonderland_18x24.jpg

Fantastic dvd,its one ov me disney favs!!

[chicken-n-chips]

Bye.........................

[top_chick]

:D .............................byeeeeeeeeee

[swopmebob]

Nice piccy chiccy...bin looking for mad as hatter to posthttp://www.florida-art-gallery.com/disney-Alice_In_Wonderland_18x24.jpg

[top_chick]

http://www.psxnation.com/reviews/dvdmovies/alice-3.jpg :D

[swopmebob]

He's nice chiccy thankyou

http://www.psxnation.com/reviews/dvdmovies/alice-3.jpg

[top_chick]

:D .......................

[chicken-n-chips]

Going now bye

[swopmebob]

Anything I said......:confused:

[top_chick]

Yes allan................. :D

[swopmebob]

Nooooooo,last time I was caught that sharp was when I was circumcised.......You know what I meen Arry.......

[top_chick]

:eek: ..................Ouch!!!

[swopmebob]

Ahh see you no what Arry meens.....

[top_chick]

I no arry only to well!! :D

[swopmebob]

See him in boozer...reckons you tasty bit of stuff......

[top_chick]

:eek: Best i watch meself then!!

[swopmebob]

He touches does Arry:eek:

[top_chick]

What does he do :confused:

[swopmebob]

Be quicker to mentions things he doesnt do.Deffo a lady killer:)

[shezz]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/1/1georgeclooney.jpg


If Arry looks like this he can touch me

[top_chick]

:D Me first................we can share mimms

[swopmebob]

You seen him then mimms......I wasnt gonna release a photo yet but you beat me....had high hopes he mighta pulled chiccy...but he's all arms....we call him Arry the octopus.......will you share him chez....want chiccy to have nice night out...solely at her own risk tho.....

[shezz]

Cause I will share him make's it more interesting when you do,

[top_chick]

We gonna ware him out...............I wonder if he any good at loofering! :D

Off 4 a bath,be back in a bit!!

[swopmebob]

Look I loofah....Arry ...doofah......keep head at least above water line chiccy...push bike got no push......What have fat lady in bath...and Vicar in common.....??

[swopmebob]

One has soul full of hope....other a hole full of soap:eek: getting coat.........taxi....:eek:

[shezz]

What have fat lady in bath and vicar have in common then

[shezz]

LMHO

Bye Alan

[swopmebob]

Not that bad chez...surely...bye.....easy on the bed springs....:eek:

[shezz]

Hey I was saying bye to you as you were getting your coat.

LOL

anyways got to go pick my son up from work be bak in 10

[swopmebob]

LubblyJubbly

[top_chick]

:D :D Lmao.................

[chicken-n-chips]

Evening anyone in or am i too late

[swopmebob]

Evening.....

[shezz]

Think we are all in tonight

[swopmebob]

You were quick Chez for a bad hipper.....

[top_chick]

In out and shake it all about :D

[shezz]

..................Gasping smilely...........................

[top_chick]

:D With a hubba hubba!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shezz]

Conjugal rights are well out the window at the mo

[swopmebob]

Ah, so hes gonna sleep on window sill, to try and drop off...smart...

[shezz]

LMHO

I wished

[top_chick]

Lmao............... :D


Morning all............Spanking 1 or what today?

[shezz]

Top of the morning to you TC and to everyone else


ooooops afternoon

[swopmebob]

Afternoon all...hoping you swell........

[top_chick]

No ones out to play today!! :) Looks like i best go n sort out theses poor fishes :rolleyes:

[chicken-n-chips]

can you see me i am here

[top_chick]

:D Ov course i can/we can... :D

Hows u doing??

Just aving 5 then back to work 4 me.. :rolleyes:

[chicken-n-chips]

very well top chick all going well this end and that

[top_chick]

:D Both ends on the go then...........Blimey!!

[chicken-n-chips]

off now to shop will call in again soon probably

[top_chick]

C u laterz chippy.....off to do pond and sort sum food out 4 the tribe :D

Later alligator............ :D

[swopmebob]

No ones out to play today!! :) Looks like i best go n sort out theses poor fishes :rolleyes:




Not talking T here
R WE?:eek: :eek:

[shezz]

Well at least I'M HERE

[top_chick]

:eek: God noooooooooooooooo.........T out ov the question!!!

U was mimms and i wasnt :D

[swopmebob]

Thats the total effect of the T word....

[top_chick]

Very sickening T word.. :(

[shezz]

Oh well nobody here going for a cuppa T

[top_chick]

Cuppa t,we love a nice cuppa,its the other T word :eek:

[swopmebob]

Dont even go by that T....word.

[top_chick]

T................Tipsy springs to mid right now :)

[swopmebob]

Chiccy you rascal...you been refuelling M8...well done.....

[top_chick]

It was my mates birthday and had a few glasses ov wine :eek: I do not drink normally on a week day, i got headache and gotta go to work soon... :D Me own fault!!

[shezz]

I see TC drinking without us M8 LMHO AND ON A WEEKDAY.

Suffering are we TC pmsl

Anyway were is the rule book that say's you can't have a good time anyday during the week, life is too short to worry.

You go girl ENJOY

[top_chick]

:D Suffering yes!!


Fancy night out shez? :D

[shezz]

And why not

[shezz]

Bye Bye peeps catch u all laterz

[top_chick]

Laterz gal.........

[swopmebob]

I'll have a drink too wiv me mate Arry

[shezz]

Bumping this thread as not been on it for a few days

[top_chick]

Lmao at u.... :D


Watch out,allans about!!! :D

[swopmebob]

Gertcha you rascals.

[top_chick]

U found us!! :eek:

[shezz]

Your turn Alan.

One, two, three, four, five

[top_chick]

:D ........................ He gone awol :rolleyes:

[shezz]

Typical man...................................

[swopmebob]

Sadly PC busted,but one and half hours on phone to microsoft via India sorted it for me.Hardest bit understanding technician.....:)

[top_chick]

Glad u sorted allan.....................yoyo or what m8 last nite :D

[swopmebob]

Had withdrawal symptoms and and premature ejaculation at same time:eek:

[top_chick]

:eek: ...................... :eek: Blimey !

[shezz]

Had withdrawal and and premature ejaculation at same time:eek:


They are that good in India then

[swopmebob]

Puff and blow with the weather...nudge nudge......

[top_chick]

Wink wink say no more!!

[swopmebob]

Arry dont reckon em.......

[top_chick]

Why not! ;)

[swopmebob]

Says they live on a rupee 2 and a bag of rice.....

[top_chick]

With curry i hope.................... :D

[swopmebob]

He said owt bout curry funnily........

[top_chick]

U need to sort arry out allan... :eek:

[swopmebob]

Like em meself,but really enjoy a chicken biryani with curried veg..

[top_chick]

Yuck.................. :eek: Maybe im just a fuss pot.....

[swopmebob]

No one persons tastes are the same,you like the horn,I like real cream scones.;)

[top_chick]

Mmmmmm lush,they r nice 2.... :D

[swopmebob]

Exactly you and I have sweet tastes I think........

[top_chick]

I love chocolate eclairs 2.......Love all fresh cream ones.. :D

[top_chick]

Not ideal 4 dunking tho allan :eek:

[swopmebob]

Agree,need sumthin with bit of stiffness...backbone Arry no wot I meen.......

[top_chick]

Nowt better then aero m8.....mint 1 :D

[shezz]

Galaxy, or ferero (don't know how to spell it)

[top_chick]

Cadbury carmel is nice,all chocolate is lush......im not fond ov the dark choc tho...

[swopmebob]

Golly gosh gosh...going mad for a dunk now......

[top_chick]

U still avnt dunked?? :eek:

[swopmebob]

Yet to do it sadly, virgin dunker.........

[top_chick]

U need to pop ya dunker allan.... :D

[swopmebob]

But :eek: virgins chiccy....always hard work......:eek:

[top_chick]

:eek: ........................

[shezz]

...........You two, can't leave you alone for a mo..................

[top_chick]

Dont no what u mean gal :D

[shezz]

Sorry but the grin has just give it away :)

[top_chick]

:D Lmao......................

[shezz]

Where R you all

[top_chick]

Im here..............Not long been in from work,gonna go n lawnmower the front garden in a bit,while dinners cooking,shouldnt take long!!

[shezz]

You a mowering now TC

[top_chick]

I was mowering,all done now and dinners down the hatch so thought id cum n play but no buggers about! :rolleyes:

[swopmebob]

Boogers...no...but I'm here Arry not far away chiccy......

[top_chick]

Uwas ere.......................no one ere now :rolleyes:

[shezz]

I am here LOL suppose u all still a bed

[top_chick]

Wish i was m8............Garden to sort out :rolleyes: gotta go n get a filter for pond :rolleyes:

[swopmebob]

Ahrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr the T.....word nearly Sacre Bleu....Mind the taddies.......

[top_chick]

Nearly lawnmowered 1 up!! :eek: Frog that is...

[swopmebob]

Are you lucky he escaped or her,could have been attacked by taddies next time you got hands in pond.....Maybe T......be called to adjudicate....

[top_chick]

:eek: There is not and never will be a T in our pond :eek:

[shezz]

http://dchdirect.co.uk/images/choose1_6.jpg


Just for you Debs.

Mind the likkle froggies, got loads in me pond,garden, under the bricks. LMHO dogs chase them if they see em.

[top_chick]

:D Lmao.................They are lil buggers they get everywhere!

[swopmebob]

Not unless you fall in,be two T's in the pond then

[top_chick]

:eek: Not on your nelly!!

[shezz]

Not on my nelly either TC

[top_chick]

........... :D

[swopmebob]

Yeah right...........

[top_chick]

Could be left tho allan u just never no m8!! ;)

[swopmebob]

Yeah know where you coming from too.........:D

[top_chick]

Just as well a!! :D

[swopmebob]

If we were following one another...and came to a roundabout...could mean we never meet up.......

[top_chick]

:eek: U used the bad word allan...

[shezz]

You in here TC

[top_chick]

:D ..................Im here m8......where ya gone!

[shezz]

Your Lights Onnnnnnnnnnnnn

[top_chick]

They r 2.............wont be 4 long tho :D
Shall leave u to play with yaself, :eek: with guest watching ov course :D

[shezz]

Ohhhh Kinky never been watched before hope not videoing tho

[top_chick]

Lmao.....................I gotta go luv,work calls :rolleyes:
will be back in a few hours,then i gotta go again at 4 as my mates not well so im just covering 4 her!!

Laterz shez.........Byeeee guest :)

[shezz]

Byeeee don't work too hard

will catch you laters

[swopmebob]

Look forward to it.......eventually...im luvin it......

[top_chick]

Knock knock any1 in! :D

[shezz]

I hear you knocking but could not come in

[top_chick]

Why was that i wonder! :eek:

[swopmebob]

Story of my life....but will soldier on wiv me sausage;)

[top_chick]

And egg with 15 chips :D

[swopmebob]

You on my case,haddem last night,tonight,2 baked jackets stuffed wiv butter/cheese/onion and corned beef.Smashing.;)

[top_chick]

Sounds very tastey allan,did u measure the jacket tats i wonder :D

[swopmebob]

No,just ate em.........

[top_chick]

Iam very serprized at that :eek:

[shezz]

Looks good Allan


http://scd.mm-a.yimg.com/image/1093382471

[swopmebob]

Oh dont Shez could go them again.......

[top_chick]

:eek: But u just had a bitta pork allan!!

[shezz]

..:eek:.........

[top_chick]

http://www2s.biglobe.ne.jp/~circus/3d/character1/pork.jpg :eek:

[swopmebob]

Best way to a mans heart is through his flies

[top_chick]

His gut dont ya mean!

[swopmebob]

Corse chiccy,it happened to me,as I mentioned M8:)

[top_chick]

Lmao..................... :D i remember!

[shezz]

I don't.....................

[top_chick]

Not sure if u were about m8 when we was talking about food :D

[shezz]

No don't think I was unusal for me when there is food on the menu

[swopmebob]

Related to food capturing a man when a courtin Shez.:cool:

[top_chick]

:D And still does allan.....

[swopmebob]

Kentish birds philosophy:)

[top_chick]

Lmao..............Like the Kentishhhh bit........... :D

[shezz]

Food I just use a fishing line and a hook.

They will come to me and not escape
LMHO

[swopmebob]

I'm quite fond of her myself.....all lurkers stand by for bit more sauce......:eek:

[top_chick]

Only hp allan.............


More essex bird then kentish bird,well bit ov both really :D

[swopmebob]

I have excellent choice of both moods then saucy but nice...

[top_chick]

Thought that was 4 fresh cream :D

[swopmebob]

Well you are a bit of cream

[top_chick]

Fresh i hope......... ;)

[swopmebob]

Couldnt be too fresh for me chiccy,like em a bit fresh nudge nudge...as does Arry

[top_chick]

I got a right fancy 4 fresh cream cakes at mo..... :D

[swopmebob]

Luv to be in right position to deliver the goods M8

[top_chick]

Fresh cream delievery man?

[swopmebob]

Yeah could be..........

[top_chick]

U can be whatever ya want m8.... :D

[swopmebob]

Love it but may make me hungry for the horn.....:eek:

[top_chick]

Bib bib.................

[swopmebob]

Tooti FruitY........

[top_chick]

http://www.sweetiebag.com/product_images/details/tooty%20frooty.jpg :D

[swopmebob]

I meant MacDeeees...Tooti Fruiti....ice cream......

[top_chick]

:D ..............o

[swopmebob]

Of corse a MacFlurry no to be missed;)

[top_chick]

Mmmmmmmmmmm lush!! :D

[swopmebob]

Knew that they would appeal just a bit to yer....;)

[shezz]

Of corse a MacFlurry no to be missed;)


Mmmmmm could eat one right NOW

[swopmebob]

Thats you two sorted.I'm as dry as a witches tit meself...no booze on site,plenty champagne but no lagers:D

[shezz]

Where did TC go

To get the drinks in

[swopmebob]

Was looking for her friend or was gonna PM them I think.Maybe with Lynn on KT.

[shezz]

Yep she is on main forum,

left us LOL

[swopmebob]

TC pretty regular,has lots of friends too.And bits......:eek:

[shezz]

Don't laugh when I tell you wot I have done

Can't beleive it myself

OMG OMG OMG

[top_chick]

What ya done shez??? :D

[swopmebob]

When I know...but reserve the right to chuckle,hope its not maternity leave.....:eek: :eek: golly gosh:eek: :eek:

[shezz]

Gosh have to shoot meself if I got pregnant.

Sue the hospital.

Be in the book of the 7 wonders of the world I would be No 8

[top_chick]

:eek: ....................

[swopmebob]

Ahhh no womb at the inn then

[swopmebob]

More to life than sex i'm told..sadly not yet found it though.;)

[top_chick]

:eek: .....................

[swopmebob]

Summat bound to come up sooner or later:D

[top_chick]

:d ......................

[swopmebob]

Sure...always does...summat outta nuthin........;)