Hello

[swopmebob]

Good morning everyone.

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Morning allan...not very nice day here today! :rolleyes:

its been pishing down all night,kept me awake :(

[swopmebob]

Were you expecting better..........

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Well ya never no.. :D

[swopmebob]

Jamie boy even,much tucker....

[shezz]

Morning All

Sees u all laterz

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Jamie boy even,much tucker....


I should be so lucky........sung kylie :D

[shezz]

Hallo everyone hows you all

[swopmebob]

Ok this way Chez Howz you??

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Morning all................looks spanking out.. :)

[swopmebob]

Goodmorning all,have a nice day

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Morning allan,is it nice n sunny in watford this morning :)

[swopmebob]

Was M8 been cold though,and as we type just spitting with rain

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It was chilly willy last night! just a bit ov rain now n again!


Today its sunny and cold!

[shezz]

Morning all

Lovely day here, got a lot on today, just cleaned all tiles in bathroom and painted the door and surround, going out to clean out the extension, ( think the boys think it is an extention for all there tools ect)

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Lmao at u mimms,typical male thing luv :D

[swopmebob]

Been out for most of day TC,but back in business now.

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U been out 4 a bit i take it allan!! :D

[swopmebob]

Wasnt far from my thoughts but stix about,she coughing well too.

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:D ............................

[shezz]

Hallo all had a nice weekend

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Morning gal! weekend was ok thanx.........How about yours?? :)

[swopmebob]

Errrr hubby ok......you ok....PC deffo OK....:D

[shezz]

Fine thanxs
LOL
NOBODY TOUCHES MY PC
Oh except when my son turns up at weekends and take it over, and when I came in from work the o/h (NOT HUBBy, NOT MARRIED TO HIM) is on it
oh yes and when one of the boys is on the computor upstairs and the other boy wants to play again against the one upstairs uses my comp
Oh ****es every uses it.

[swopmebob]

Ha ha ha ha.looks like ur name not on the PC............

[swopmebob]

Chez couldnt resist this piccy for you....



http://www.macxcess.com/vblog/images/capodefusca.jpg

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:eek: .............................. :D

[swopmebob]

:eek: :eek: .................................................: D

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Im not even gonna ask what u were looking 4 when u came across that pic allan!! :D

[swopmebob]

toilet_uk, main forum actually,thought it was a rather nice mural.All different too.........I believe....aaaahemmmmm............

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Ive noticed mimms hasnt seen it yet!! :D

[shezz]

Alan

You crack me up

:) :)

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:D Lmao................He was thinking ov u mimms :eek:

[shezz]

Does it look like that thenOMG

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Lmao. :D :D

[swopmebob]

Aint seen a new one in ages,but that was some mural,no good on my escort bonnet,but no need for viagra.But layby's be always full of viewers.

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:eek: ........................... :D

Steady on!!

[swopmebob]

Nuther new game...is this urs.........

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:confused: Dunno what u mean!!

[shezz]

So you don't like being watched then.

[swopmebob]

Pleasant past time for some,afternoon all.....

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Afternoon all.. :D

[swopmebob]

How did Kayleighs interview turn out??

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She got the job allan,sooo pleased 4 her,They gave her 2 interviews there and got the job straight away and she starts on wednesday! She works 4 days on and 3 days off,provided with a uniform and will be given a pass so she can use the car park 4 free,all meals will be provided free ov charge,money is double to what she is getting now,she will be on the P O boat and will be on 3 crossings a day,doing a bit ov everything on it,waitressing,bar work,till ect ect!! Wouldnt mind doing it meself m8! :D

[swopmebob]

Great stuff for Kayleigh,bet she loves the thought of that.Be lovely for you too.Sounds nice,am glad for her,money be great,and if no one takes liberties with her,she may just be starting out on a very nice career.Is this the next Jayne McDonald??;)

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Kayleigh dont fancy karaokeing it allan :eek:

shes a happy bunny!!

[swopmebob]

Give her time,she become a full time smooth operator.Bet she wont sleep tonight.......

[shezz]

She got the job allan,sooo pleased 4 her,They gave her 2 interviews there and got the job straight away and she starts on wednesday! She works 4 days on and 3 days off,provided with a uniform and will be given a pass so she can use the car park 4 free,all meals will be provided free ov charge,money is double to what she is getting now,she will be on the P O boat and will be on 3 crossings a day,doing a bit ov everything on it,waitressing,bar work,till ect ect!! Wouldnt mind doing it meself m8! :D

Sounds like a good job, more money, free parking, free meals. 4 days work.

Any vancancies :)

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:) They took on 26 people yesterday,u never no mimms!

[swopmebob]

Oh dear soes that mean P&O gonna nick the wordsters then...well the pretty ones anyway......:confused:

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:D Looks a bit like that!

Been to dover n back again today! :rolleyes: :D

[swopmebob]

Kayleigh getting familiar with route now then Debbie,maybe they let her drive ferry too.......maybe not.......:confused:

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Lmao............ :D Shes getting there,slowly but surely ,i no how to get there in me sleep now :D

Dunno bout ferry allan!!Lmao.. :D

[shezz]

Ohhhh

Dover a long way I think never driving there, scared of motorway driving when i am not doing any, thought of it make's me quite ill and yet when I have to do it I am fine with it. got to drive to heathrow airport on wednesday am not looking forward to that drive

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Its 22 miles from us,not tooooooo far i spose,took half hour there and the same back,in the evening time,prob gonna be a nightmare during rush hour but then isnt everywhere!

I can relate 2 what u r saying there,it gives kayleigh a tummy ache thinking about it 2,she gotta go on her own on wednesday and shes poo'in her nix!!

[shezz]

Kayleigh will be scared the first time, but because kayleigh will be doing most days, it will get easy and kayleigh will then wonder what all the fuss was about.

kayleigh will be one of those that tells us that are scared of the motorways how stuipid we are, and how easy motorways are

[swopmebob]

Corse she will,Heathrow Airport,not too far from swoppy towers then;)

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I totaly agree with u mimms,she deffo will wonder what all the fuss was about!!

Elloooo allan.....U could ring mimms bells at swoppy towers :eek:

[swopmebob]

Luv to ring it anywhere she wants,once rung always remember tune........

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Anita ward tune............U can ring my bell, :D

[shezz]

Been looking for that song

[shezz]

Nipping off for a fag

Boss won't let me do it in the office

[swopmebob]

Blimey thought my luck had changed for one minute

[swopmebob]

Nipping off for a fag

Boss won't let me do it in the office


What smoke orrrrrrrr

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:D Ok luv!!


RING MY BELL - 16/06/1979
2 weeks at #1 - 11 weeks on chart

I'm glad you're home
Well, did you really miss me
I guess you did by the look in your eye (look in your eye, look in your eye)
Well lay back and relax while I put away the dishes
Then you and me can rock a bye

You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell
You can ring my bell, ring my bell

The night is young and full of possibilities
Well come on and let yourself be free
My love for you, so long I've been savin'
Tonight was made for me and you

You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)
You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)

(You can ring my bell, you can ring my bell)
(Ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring it)
(You can ring my bell, anytime, anywhere)
(Ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it, oww)
(You can ring my bell, you can ring my bell)
(Ding, dong, ding, ah-ah, ring it)
(You can ring my bell, anytime, anywhere)
(Ring it, ring it, ring it, ring it, oww)

You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling)
You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ding-dong-ding)
You can ring my bell, ring my bell (ring my bell, ring-a-ling-a-ling) :D

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What smoke orrrrrrrr


Joint allan!! :eek: Lmao.......only jesting m8..

[shezz]

................;)..................

[swopmebob]

I oblige anyone anytime slong as shaken not stirred...middle name Martini.......

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http://www.carlmontpharmacy.com/images/stationery/cards-martini.jpg :D

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Oh dear nice one TC.he he

[shezz]

Your really quick at finding these pictures TC

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:D Lmao..................

No im not mimms...

[shezz]

LMHO

I mean posting

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Blimey thats a first then,this pc is broadband and it norm feels like dialup... :rolleyes:

[shezz]

Know wot you mean, on home comp quick. work comp well post something today don't reach thread till morning

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Lmao..............Tell the boss to stop eating macdonalds and get a faster pc :D

Talking ov the boss,i gotta go to work,will be back in a couple ov hours,not much going on today!
Laterz gal.. :D

[shezz]

Laterz have a good time at work

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U working and im finished till 3 :p

[swopmebob]

I'm finished full stop..........

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So am i till tomoz :D

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Nice thought. though, when you finished earlier than first thought.

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Off again this avo,bludy nackered me out yesterday :D i had to hit the sack early i just couldnt hack the pace last night! :o

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Good luck Kayleigh for tomorrow,enjoy ur day,will think of life on the ocean waves.:D

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Kayleigh just said...Ahoy there allan!! :D

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Avast you pirateers..........have nuther nice day Thursday Kayleigh........

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Shes just phoned me as shes on a break and they have frightened the life outta her :eek: all the bad things that can happen on the boat!nice way to start ya new job :D

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Long as its afloat,blimey.....hope she is ok......

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Shes ok allan,just didnt like to here sum ov the stories they were told today!! like in bad weather the boat tips 2 the side and back up again :eek:

[swopmebob]

But its all a learning curve.If weather really bad,they sometimes just stay in port/sherry/vodka/gin/archers/etc.....

[shezz]

Seasick come's to mind, when I went across to France spent the whole trip with me head down the toilet.

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Lmao at u mimms....... :D

Well she drove to dover on her own this morning as waz a bag ov nerves and made me a bag ov nervs :D she got there half hour early and was just gonna chill b4 she boards her boat!she gonns phone me or txt me on her brake,shes not sure if shes doing a full day today coz shes heard that its just the 1 crossing as a dummy run! soo i dunno!She took sum travel sickness tabs this morning(herbal) :)

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She'll be fine...maybe take a day or two....probby be too busy to notice the water......I'm betting on her succeeding in my book too.....

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She was ok allan,she wasnt sick,had 1 crossing today and had a nice dinner and is back home ...

[swopmebob]

Good well done Kayleigh....can see you on boat as hostess soon Debbie.......sailors beware......

[shezz]

Glad Kayleigh enjoyed her first day and the driving, well it gets easier with every trip Kayleigh makes, is it a long way to where Kayleigh works then.

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Saying that allan,i wouldnt mind the job meself! :)


Its 22 miles there mimms,takes bout 30 mins on a clearish road and thats just takeing it easy,shes not a maniac driver,she poodles and iam happy she does! lots ov roundabouts tho along the way :eek: i hate em...

[swopmebob]

Yeah right you itchin to get amongst them matelot's.Thigh spotting in their shorts in warmer weather,never touch land again...life on the ocean waves.....

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:D U no me 2 well!!

[swopmebob]

Lucky man I am....privvy to some of ur attitoods......:)