Leaving

[swopmebob]

Now,tis time for tea,thank you for your company and music lyrics,intresting.

[top_chick]

I agree allan the music lyrics were cool,even tho i didnt no em!! :D

[shezz]

Eaten yet Alan, anything nice

[top_chick]

Marmite on toast lover mimms :D

[swopmebob]

Sos,eggs and 12 nice chips.Fish tonite,maybe with smash or could be cheese and potato pie.

[shezz]

Think I will getting a takeaway no cooking for me on a Friday.

Only 12 chips Alan, on a diet m8

[top_chick]

:eek: 12 chips allan..........not enough to feed a mouse m8 :D

[swopmebob]

But enough for a hippopotamouse.....:eek:

[top_chick]

They must ov been very large ones then allan!! :D

[swopmebob]

No not really Debbie,but were nice tho.......Will be missing now till 4-30.Have meeting to go to 1-30.Enjoy ur day everyone.:)

[shezz]

Have a good meeting Alan

Sees u laterz

[swopmebob]

Why thank you Chez,indeed.Hope you grasping the piccy thingy bit more now.

[shezz]

Nope.......................

[top_chick]

Its sooo easy,sounds a nightmare but once u crack it there will be no stopping u!! :D

[shezz]

I done it, I done it

u not seen me other threads yet.

[shezz]

No I hav'nt

LOL still trying

Off line now going to do me other job

Sees you all laterz

[top_chick]

Will c u laterz ............

[shezz]

You hooooooo

anyone about

[top_chick]

Iam now 4 a bit.............Morning :D

[shezz]

Hiya TC How's you today. got much on (don't mean clothes wise)

[top_chick]

Lmao.........im fully dressed :D


Off to work in a mo,4 a couple ov hours and then cum back and sort out the back garden,its a mess!!

Thats about it and i think thats enough,then gotta do dinner 4 the tribe! :D

What about u??

[swopmebob]

She's at her best in scanty black outfit,maybe bitta pink showing somewhere too:cool:

[top_chick]

:eek: I was all in black 2!!

[shezz]

Do do do do...do do do do ( to the music of twilight zone)

[swopmebob]

Guessed it right......lady in black,,,sung to Lady in Red.....





http://www.fabfoodpix.com/randomimage.asp

[shezz]

Looks like Honeycomb with syrup

[top_chick]

U both lost the plot :D

[shezz]

Yep

Good aint it

WE NOT NORMAL HERE

LOL :)

[top_chick]

:D :D Thought we had a not normal thread!! :D


Id rather loose the plot then be a boring misrable bugger!!

[shezz]

LOL Join me club TC

I lost the plot I think the day I was born

Who wants normal when they can have me Ooops not in that way :)

[top_chick]

That makes 2 ov us then.. :D

[shezz]

Got to go , won't be a mo

I'm a poet and I did'nt know it


See you all soon

[top_chick]

Ok luv.....see u soon.. :D

[shezz]

Back where u all gone

[top_chick]

:D Lmao...............


Im here,not 4 2 long tho coz i gotta go n dump sum rubbish and go n do sum shopping :rolleyes: Boring !!!

[swopmebob]

I'm awake and here too,now.

[top_chick]

:eek: U only just got out ya pit allan!!

[swopmebob]

No M8 got up 5-30 but bin bit busy,figuring out avatars,was gonna reduce the trout,but not sure if I can nail it down.:D

[top_chick]

:D Lmao at trout!!!


Whats up with the avy ya got,ok it dont wink but it dont matter!!

[swopmebob]

Ohh she winking now,but think trout kinda fishy smell no what I meen Arry......

[top_chick]

I now what u mean arry!! ;)

[swopmebob]

Arry....knew you would.......

[shezz]

All right where is Arry then

[top_chick]

Eating cheese on toast with tomato sauce on top! :D

[swopmebob]

Toasted Too...Arry luvs toast.......

[top_chick]

Washed it dowm with a beer 2!

Ready brek 4 breakfast,it gives him a lotta fuel! :D u no what i mean arry!!! :D

[shezz]

Oh no not the Readybeer Brek

Hairs on ya chest Alan

[top_chick]

Totally agree with that mimms.. :D

[swopmebob]

Gottem everywhere.....would be a waxers paradise my body.....frightening too.........not for anyone liable to fainting fits tho.....

[top_chick]

Not to be worried about aving a wax jobbie allan,be good 4 ya! :eek:

[swopmebob]

Says you with tiny little hairs on ur body.Mine like a corn field.:)

[shezz]

Me other half is really hairy as well,

Think he is a throw back from cavemen decade (he acts like them as well)

[top_chick]

U need the lawnmower out then allan ;)

Lmao at u mimms..Bet hubby's ears were burning!! :D

[swopmebob]

Cornfield...burning stubble...comes to mind...rapidly.....

[top_chick]

Much easier to av a waxing allan.....make sure ya put a towl in between ya teeth!! :D

[swopmebob]

Thinking more between me legs....safety reasons......

[top_chick]

Lmao :D Dont fancy a crack n sack wax then :eek:

[swopmebob]

Ooohh you are awful......but I like you...push as Dick Emery would......

[top_chick]

:D Lmao............

[swopmebob]

You prefer non hairy variety males then TC....ouuuuuch........

[top_chick]

No allan not at all.....Like hairy men! :D

[swopmebob]

No allan not at all.....Like hairy men! :D




Oooohh just had heart flutter...ooerrrr missus.....;)

[top_chick]

:D Lmao........... Steady on!

[swopmebob]

OK........phewwwwww......

[top_chick]

:D Take a deep breath!!

[shezz]

LMHO

This has cheered me up

[top_chick]

:D Lmao........I bet it has 2!!

[swopmebob]

Bin lying down recovering all day.Still getting palpitations tho....he he he.....

[top_chick]

Think ov ya blood pressure allan!! :D

[swopmebob]

Need all the blood I can muster on this instance.....:eek: ........:eek:

[top_chick]

:eek: ...................................... :eek:

[swopmebob]

:eek: ...you guessed right too....:eek:

[top_chick]

:D Lmao............

[swopmebob]

Takes quite a bit u know.......great stuff.......so wonder how Viagra affects blood flow....perhaps makes nuther two pints at crucial stages....:eek: .................................................. :eek:

[top_chick]

:eek: ......................Im lost 4 words again! :eek:


Its deffo gotta av summit to do with the weather!

[swopmebob]

Really...he he he TC........:cool: :eek:

[top_chick]

Maybe u need a good kip! that will sort u out... :D

[swopmebob]

Depends who with.........

[top_chick]

The pillow and quilt m8!! :D

[swopmebob]

Hoping for more...shame that.....

[top_chick]

What more could u ask 4,nothings better then ya pillow n quilt :)

[swopmebob]

Unless one of busted cleverly already installed in said Quilt...woo hoooooo......

[top_chick]

Or green day!! :D

http://i12.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/f1/5e/08_1_b.JPG

http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/03/e5/60/1d_1_b.JPG
http://i11.ebayimg.com/01/i/00/81/5d/7e_1.JPG

[swopmebob]

Knew it....had to have one of them...I am not surprised one bit....

[top_chick]

:D If u could have a pillow like that allan who would u have on it??? :)

[swopmebob]

Tina Turner.But if had you two......can think of loadsa questions I would be asked.....but not if Tina....:cool:



No trout on my pillow please.......

[top_chick]

:D Lmao.................who would want a trout!!

[swopmebob]

Not many peeps...perhaps old Tom cat....off for beans on toast...be back M8.

[top_chick]

Even he would turn his snout up!! :D

Enjoy!!

[swopmebob]

Trout are a tasty dish grilled...mmmm.....

[top_chick]

Yuck...............Trout is rank!!

[swopmebob]

One you thinking of maybe but

Kermit....the green frog with eyes like ping pong balls may taste better......

[top_chick]

:D U no what im thinking arry!!!

[swopmebob]

Think so Arry....know you quite well.....Arry....

[top_chick]

:D ..............................U do at that!

[swopmebob]

If it concerns you in person...Arry would know........

[top_chick]

Best ask arry then i recon!! :D

[swopmebob]

Speaks so well of you....says best bird thing since sliced bread...but says he hates crusts and trout......

[top_chick]

Lmao at crusts and trout!!! :D Omg................psml..... :D

[swopmebob]

Its a fishy thingy wiv Arry......

[top_chick]

http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/fishy.jpg :D

[swopmebob]

Very often lurking in weeds below....

[swopmebob]

If it is Tench...be green/brown and slimey...love big worms...but near as slippery as an eel......

[top_chick]

Kayleigh went fishing and caught a tench once it weighed 6 pounds :D

[swopmebob]

Oooohhhh clever girl....some anglers would kill to catch a tench that size....lovely fighting fish...some green mostly bown/green slimey but in anglers world great speciman...well done Kayleigh

[top_chick]

It was a spanking fish allan,bit ov a wriggler tho! he liked aving his photo taken! :D we put him back in the water after!!

[swopmebob]

Good for you..is there much fresh water fishing not too far from you Debbie??......

[top_chick]

I dunno about local,we went to chillem,theres a lil fishing place there! :)

[swopmebob]

Cold there? best plaice for T if cold

[top_chick]

:D .............


Frozen stiffy!!

[swopmebob]

You would know how best to deal with that...ur always freezing em off.......:eek:



Chiccy nite nite M8:D

[top_chick]

Nite nite allan.... :D

[swopmebob]

Afternoon chiccy..........

[top_chick]

Afternoon allan and every1 else on ere!! :D

[chicken-n-chips]

Afternoon im wacked...

[top_chick]

What av u been doing :D

[swopmebob]

Listening......chippy.......

[top_chick]

:confused: ........................

[swopmebob]

Gardening I think...........

[chicken-n-chips]

Yes swopmebob, and destroying a wall

[top_chick]

Ellooooooooo chicken n chips... :D









Who?? bob the builder

[chicken-n-chips]

Evening topchick

[top_chick]

Evening chicken n chips.......

[shezz]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/TRND/FP2515.jpg

YES WE CAN

Or at least chippy can

[swopmebob]

Look pictures left and right Chiccy....I well behind on points......

[top_chick]

Best get cracking then allan :D

[swopmebob]

I have to get bob to come and do a job at swoppy towers in case chez calls round.......

[top_chick]

I could ov done with bob meself yesterday and last night... :rolleyes:

[shezz]

Hope he done the jobs now

Be round in 5 LOL

[top_chick]

:D All jobs done by meself,could find pleny more jobs to do if bob or arry r interested!!

[swopmebob]

Now Arry clocked you on Webby....says he gonna move down ur way.....and give you a first class servicing plan......:eek: He very good salesman too sells coal to Wales.......

[shezz]

Looks like arry interested TC LOL

[swopmebob]

He was completely gobsmacked....said she better than Cleopatra

[top_chick]

I get the garage emptyed 4 arry :eek:


http://www.canaltrans.com/historia/cleopatra-5.jpg :D

[swopmebob]

I can now see the likeness..:D but she not froze hers off:D s'pose bit warmer there;)

[swopmebob]

somehow think be bit of a squeeze for Liz to get back into the dress now too.

[shezz]

I can now see the likeness..:D but she not froze hers off:D s'pose bit warmer there;)



Brrrrrrrrrrr I would freeze my bits of in a dress like that

[swopmebob]

But what fun for the man in your life warming you back up again:eek:

[top_chick]

:D Lmao................Calm down !!

[shezz]

But what fun for the man in your life warming you back up again:eek:

PMSL Did'nt think of that, TC I will have one of them dresses then


Sees you all laterz off now

[top_chick]

Ive only got 1...will send it by carrier pigeon :D

[shezz]

Okay sharesey's

[top_chick]

Did u get it shez? maybe pigeon got blown away :D

[swopmebob]

Arry saw pigeon pished up to its eyeballs was flying zig zag

[top_chick]

Prob was arry that was pished up :D

[swopmebob]

I knew he had a few cos he says it was flying upside down....impossible would spill drink

[shezz]

Found me pi**** pigeon he is just taking a breakhttp://www.funmansion.com/images/1050.jpg

[top_chick]

:D Nice 1 shez!!

[swopmebob]

Sign of educated pigeon...but lucky if it happens you know......

[top_chick]

:D Bet he good at the word games!!

[swopmebob]

Arry says useless when playing cards keeps cooing when you got good hand

[shezz]

Ohhhhhhh

I should be rolling in luck then, took sister to London, Pigeons shyte all over me, will show you the pictures when developed (if they any good)

[swopmebob]

Very shrewd pigeons,never fly upside down,to avoid fouling their arris.....:D

[shezz]

NO they just foul on mine LOL

[top_chick]

Thought it was good luck if bird shyte on ya :D

[shezz]

Hoping so had lots of syte on me sooooooooooooooowhere's me luck.

don't be shy now.

[top_chick]

:D Lmao..if it happens shez u better start bagging the shyte up and send it 2 me :D

[shezz]

Oki Doki next time in London will take a bag and gather up loads for you LOL

[swopmebob]

Thought it was good luck if bird shyte on ya :D


Ostrich could cause bit of a stink:D

[top_chick]

Blimey i bet its massive 2...

[shezz]

http://www.wdeptford.k12.nj.us/High_School/studentwork/studentwork/June2002/Ostriches/images/ostrich-openmouth-small.jpg



LOL not gonna look for any Ostrich Shyte

[shezz]

http://www.wdeptford.k12.nj.us/High_School/studentwork/studentwork/June2002/Ostriches/images/fr-ostrich-small.jpg

Don't let them get toooo near Lola

[top_chick]

http://members.aol.com/hardhouseswerve/ostrich.gif

[shezz]

LMHO.....................Doo Doos

[swopmebob]

Eeeekkkkk unclean unclean

[top_chick]

:D Bucket n mop jobbie i recon....Allan :D

[swopmebob]

More like a sludge gulper tanker.......

[top_chick]

:confused: Wtf is that allan!!Lmao as it just sounds funny!!!


Could always spread it on ya toast i guess!!

[shezz]

Wot the Poooooooooooooooooooo LMHO

[swopmebob]

A tanker that is used for sucking up crap/sludge.

[swopmebob]

Wot the Poooooooooooooooooooo LMHO


Yes Shez been in the *hit many a time......

[top_chick]

Lmao................ :D

[swopmebob]

Slipped into pub cesspit once,talk about browned off,had to go home bath and change Caused a bit of a stink in cab......

[top_chick]

Did he have a good loofering.. :D

[swopmebob]

Cannot loofah my own back its a long loofah and bends if you over do things......

[top_chick]

Gets a flop on............ :eek:

[swopmebob]

Chiccy :eek: :eek: it dont work just like that.....nice thought tho :cool: :eek:

[top_chick]

How does it work then :D

[swopmebob]

Gotta be in right company....but ur a frontrunner in that field....but run so fast I cant keep up....:eek: :eek: :eek: ....Gotta go TC pick up Ally from work and go to see me ma......enjoy ur lunch....I'll carry on dreaming........Laterz mate....well anytime really.....byeeeeeeeeeeeee..

[top_chick]

:D ............... Ok allan....will see u laterz m8,av a nice day!!

[swopmebob]

I did have a nice day chiccy.....been lazy since lunch tho.......

[top_chick]

Good 4 u m8,thats what sundays are all about!! :D

[swopmebob]

If you can enjoy yourself relaxing.is good for the mind....just as long as you dont mind......he he he......

[top_chick]

:rolleyes: ................Mad as a hatter!!!

[swopmebob]

Alice in Wonderland....mad hatters tea party.......

[top_chick]

Fancy dress!! ;)

[swopmebob]

No, prefer trousers;)

[top_chick]

Dress............... :D

[shezz]

http://www.boutique4kids.com/images/products/05-003127ag.jpgDress............... :D

Is it for you TC

[top_chick]

:eek: ................................Its lovely shezz... :eek: :D

[shezz]

Thought you might like it

[top_chick]

What would i do without ya :eek:

[shezz]

LOL Plenty....

[top_chick]

U bit like a mint yoyo tonight shez.............In and out and in and out.....We rolling up!! :D

[shezz]

I Know came out of it (you now wot) then suddenly it flashing so went back in, then came out and flashed again. LMHO

[top_chick]

U loose woman u!! :D

[shezz]

Yep and proud of it ...........:)

[top_chick]

Thats what happens when ya live in essex m8.... :D

[swopmebob]

Ooohh i'm luvin it.........

[top_chick]

:D u r............................ :eek:

[shezz]

Ooohh i'm luvin it.........

mmmmm..........................

[top_chick]

:D ...................U no what he like shez!!

[swopmebob]

You all got me nailed down....may have to chat to Arry......

[top_chick]

Man 2 man!! Male bonding! :eek: Not in the wardrobe i hope :D

[swopmebob]

More in the club,be more appropriate...male bonding outta da window...not for me........thinking Danny La Rue........

[top_chick]

Dont fancy a bitta male bonding with arry then allan :D

[shezz]

wot no bondage then..........

[top_chick]

:eek: seems that way shez :eek:

[swopmebob]

Now bondage, Shez, luv getting all tied up...but deffo not to Arry...hes a bit kinky....take it as a signal to start helping his-self......:)

[top_chick]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/4241/tied_up.jpg :D

[shezz]

Ahhhhhhhhhh is that you and Allan or you and Arry TC

[swopmebob]

Oooohh if only....mmmmmm

[top_chick]

:confused: Thought it was u shez

[swopmebob]

I'm not that lucky meself.......:) with wimmin.....:)

[top_chick]

Thats not what u told me ;)

[swopmebob]

But I was being realistic chiccy,known loads but happy with my lot.Best experience was with married woman called Shirley,she knew how to ring my bella.Bin tone deaf eversince......;)

[top_chick]

:D U been about a bit ! :eek:

[swopmebob]

Little used....good to practice on....any takers...hone up in private ur own skills........

[top_chick]

:eek: ................................

[shezz]

LMHO Wot skill I ain't got none nothing to own up too

[top_chick]

:d .........................

[shezz]

Taken me all night and still can't think of owt

[swopmebob]

But bet you could open a few flies........I mean eyes:confused: .....

[shezz]

LMHO just glad I can keep me mouth shut

[top_chick]

:eek: .......We wanna no!! :D

[swopmebob]

Dont blame ya Shez,you either luve it or hate it.....cockles I mean...or winkles.......he he he.:)

[top_chick]

Dont like sea food :)

[shezz]

Yak neither do I.............

[swopmebob]

Dont blame ya Shez,you either luve it or hate it.....cockles I mean...or winkles.......he he he.:)




Yeah seasidey like you gotta be up for it chiccy M8.Best cockles I had come from Herne Bay.;)

[top_chick]

Herne bays not far from me allan...Thought southend was famous 4 its sea food!!!

I cant stand anything like that.....Its bludy RANK m8 :(

[swopmebob]

Arry says the same...but a whelk just slides down...nevey tried oyster,but jellied eel kosher,and pie mash and liquor.

[top_chick]

Think im gonna chuck up!!!

Change subject allan :(

[shezz]

Here you go TC


http://scd.mm-a.yimg.com/image/980259070



And moving swiftly on

Morning all how u all today

[top_chick]

:D I could ov done with that last night shez,allan talking fish all night :(

Afternoon.........Crap weather ere again....been to asda and cleaned lola today and just waiting 4 dinner to finish cooking!yummy

[swopmebob]

Had the roast pork menu today roast leeks/parsnips/swede/tatties/yorkies/gravy.all for 3/9p old money

[top_chick]

Sounds nice m8 i like pork....we had chicken n roast tas ect today...yum yum :D

[swopmebob]

Summat about a family Sunday roast...lubbly jubbly

[shezz]

LOL done shepards pie with roast today.

I only had a few roasts for dinner

[top_chick]

U didnt fancy much 4 dinner then shez,how many roasts?u not counting em like allan does with his chips r u!! :D

[shezz]

No think it is because I cooked it, just took a few as I knew that later on when they had all gone, i would of wanted some allways happens

[swopmebob]

Like seeing summat at boot sale...says get it on way back...why is it always gone tho:confused:

[top_chick]

Thats soo true,i do that ofern specially round the market,say i will get in on the way out and when ya go to get it its gone..sum other bugger has got it :mad:

[shezz]

Lost count how many times I see things going cheap and buy it on impluse thinking I could do with that, and never use it. but when I am looking for something (normally clothes) I find something I really like then look at price and leave it, it's not till I get home and then decide that I really want it and that the price don't matter, but can't be bothered to go back and get it,

[swopmebob]

We are similar,all of us,its a human thing,I have gone back with success at times,but if it really is wanted and leave it till returning.....omygosh it's gone..Morning Shez,have a nice day.:D

[top_chick]

Morning................... :D

[shezz]

Afternoooooooooooon

[top_chick]

Afternoon shez.......was wondering where ya was :D

[shezz]

Evening, just been to Canvey to see sis, hate that journey or at least the Pitsea flyover.

[top_chick]

Hope ya said elloooooo to canvey 4 me! :D

[shezz]

Yep everyone thought mad woman in car, travelled the road of rememberance shouting TC say's HI