penthouse peoplies,

[swopmebob]

This may amuse you all,have posted it on Parent Forum too.;)



http://www.bookblog.net/gender/genie.html (http://www.bookblog.net/gender/genie.html)

[shezz]

Have written a peice and summited it

LOL

[top_chick]

:D ....................................

[swopmebob]

Apparently peeps changed sex after viewing link.hope ur partners understand you still.

[swopmebob]

Some peeps now borderline cases,not amused apparently:rolleyes:

[top_chick]

Not 2 worry a!! :D

[swopmebob]

All in a days work for some.......

[shezz]

Apparently peeps changed sex after viewing link.hope ur partners understand you still.

Don't make no difference to me - me partner has never understood me anyways

[swopmebob]

But you understand him Chez I bet,does he get headaches and bad backs???

[shezz]

Can read him like a book.

Don't see much of him in the summer , and wished I did'nt in the winter He suffers with SAD

[swopmebob]

Gotta ask you peeps say I only sad...o...here could or would you enlighten me

[shezz]

Seasonal Adjustment disorder or something like that.

Gets depressed during the winter, In medical terms it is because you are deprived on sunlight.

Farmer so he works out in the fields all summer can be out there from 4.0am till 10.00pm

[swopmebob]

Oooohhhyou farmeress,bin in farming self for 5yrs when I was young.Loved it,but rewards small for damn hard work and long hours

[top_chick]

U been n done everything allan :eek:

[swopmebob]

Not finished, got couple things to do,....in little black book.......

[swopmebob]

Got long CV TCEngineering
Farming
fitters mate twice
Crane driver
Storesperson
Hgv TippersX2
Ready mix concrete
Skip lorriesX3
Tankers x3
Office Bod
Certificate of Professional Competance
Now retired ill health......sick of working
Licenced to run own haulage company.

[top_chick]

:eek: Blimey !!

[shezz]

My CV
office (barclays Credit clearing dept)
Pontins Holiday camp (jersey - Plemont Bay- season)
Factory
pub and office (2jobs)
Break for kids
Worked in Nightclub (Circus Tavern and Ceaser Palace Luton nights)
Pub (day and nights)
Greengrocers (Part time)
University course (during night x 2)
Woolworths (Part time)
Office
and now another office and cleaning job after work

[shezz]

Oooohhhyou farmeress,bin in farming self for 5yrs when I was young.Loved it,but rewards small for damn hard work and long hours

Pay is diabolical during the winter, during the summer good pay but you are working day and night to get it

[swopmebob]

My CV
office (barclays Credit clearing dept)
Pontins Holiday camp (jersey - Plemont Bay- season)
Factory
pub and office (2jobs)
Break for kids
Worked in Nightclub (Circus Tavern and Ceaser Palace Luton nights)
Pub (day and nights)
Greengrocers (Part time)
University course (during night x 2)
Woolworths (Part time)
Office
and now another office and cleaning job after work

Caesar's Palace,Skimpot Road,bin there many times,sadly no more.Used to race Greyhounds just down road.Small World.

[swopmebob]

Chez,you been a buzy buzy buzz buzz girl in ur time,and only half way there.Well done,impressed.

[shezz]

Love life and Love people,

Although don't go out much now

[swopmebob]

What a way to be,obviously not the normal type poster,hats off to Chez.:)

[top_chick]

U saying im not normal allan... :D Ya prob right m8! :D

[shezz]

U saying im not normal allan... :D Ya prob right m8! :D

Noooooooooooooooooooo

Thinks it is me not normal but what is normal these days.

[top_chick]

The not normal thread a!! :D

[shezz]

Hellooooooooo is the not normal people here

[swopmebob]

Debbie u know I think you top dog.......:D

[shezz]

That's putting it nicely Alan

Where is TC tonight

And Alan u gone tooooooooooo

[top_chick]

Soz u 2,i had my m8 round last night and she didnt go till late,then had me bath and munch and went off to bed,didnt get time to call in on ere! :rolleyes:

[shezz]

Can have a right good laugh when mates come round. Hope you had a good night

[top_chick]

Yeah,we had a larf and a chat,im gonna be doing her job 4 a week while shes away!

[shezz]

Wots the job...............

[top_chick]

Just cleaning at saga mimms nowt exciting but ive done it b4,do about 3 hours work and claim 4 five hours its a doddle!!
And thats in the afternoon so it wont interfear with my other job!

[shezz]

He He another cleaner like me

[swopmebob]

Moonlight and roses......http://photobucket.com/albums/v518/swoppy/th_whatifiraqwinsthewar_7.jpg (http://photobucket.com/albums/v518/swoppy/?action=view&current=whatifiraqwinsthewar_7.jpg)

[top_chick]

I dont mind doing it,piece ov cake!


Ello allan.....Hope u r thing about setting sum questions 4 us :D

[shezz]

Alan where you hiding then

[top_chick]

ALLAN


WE R WAITNIG 4 U :rolleyes:

[swopmebob]

Yes peeps,please advise me what I need to do please,or what you would like me to do for you.......;)

[swopmebob]

Soz u 2,i had my m8 round last night and she didnt go till late,then had me bath and munch and went off to bed,didnt get time to call in on ere! :rolleyes:


I was winking with a friend,but stixie arrived...end of fun..........

[top_chick]

He always comes back at the wrong time,he got lousey timing allan! :)

[swopmebob]

Arry,know what ya meen............

[top_chick]

:( ..............................What a bummer!!

[swopmebob]

Hadnt got that far:cool:

[top_chick]

:eek: ...............Blimey!!! :eek:

[swopmebob]

Just missed out.........:D

[shezz]

Missed out on WHAT :)

[top_chick]

Loadsa fun :D :D



I guess!!!

[swopmebob]

Had high hopes.......well as high as can imagine......

[top_chick]

Cloud 9 area!!! :D

[swopmebob]

Cuckoo haven........

[top_chick]

Not sure i been to that 1..cloud 9 very nice tho! :D

[swopmebob]

Really....must go there for a coffee...Arry....

[top_chick]

U get more then a coffee on cloud 9 luv ;) Thats handy arry!

[swopmebob]

Can tell U bin there...and you can tell I havent....

[top_chick]

I wasnt there 4 long unfortunatley! :) Im sure u must av done!

[swopmebob]

True M8,hoping to go again as soon as possible.Have a county court case in Swindon with an eBid scamster,not much further to cloud nine'sville from there.........;)

[shezz]

True M8,hoping to go again as soon as possible.Have a county court case in Swindon with an eBid scamster,not much further to cloud nine'sville from there.........;)

Is Swindon near cloud 9 then...........???????

[swopmebob]

Apparently in my case it is hopefully.......got a plan to hatch first........I tell you if I reach it.........

[top_chick]

I need to no what its like 2,ive 4gotten :D

[swopmebob]

Of course will contact you after If I am lucky enough to sample it.Corse you could also go if you meet up in Swindon.Maybe we'd stay there if it is that good tho.....:D

[top_chick]

Is it possable to be on cloud 9 4 ever? :D

[swopmebob]

Depends on weight of seeker.......spose......

[top_chick]

:D Lmao....................

[swopmebob]

Sadly lets me out.......:D

[shezz]

Notice to all me mates

I will not be on the KT very much at all over the next 2 weeks.

Sister arriving tomorrow so will be spending the 2 weeks going out and about.

Will try and pop in if and when I can

enjoy yourselves

[swopmebob]

You too,if sister like you ur gonna have loadsa fun enjoy.:D

[top_chick]

Hope u av a nice time mimms,speak soon! :)

[swopmebob]

Yep....me too.......

[top_chick]

Is that mimms allan?? :eek: I thought she was going to the airport?
Shes at the train station chucking up!!! :D


http://www.urban75.org/photos/london/images/lon556.jpg

[shezz]

Blooming heck TC u been following me LMHO


Caught out

[top_chick]

Cought ya red handed gal!!! :D

U ok??

[shezz]

Yeah, actually was not to bad only got out of route once at heathrow missed car park entrance so went round again as you do and went in £7.50 parking was only there for at most couple of hours, ( took out a woolwich loan)

[shezz]

Come home and had a short kip, sister is round other sisters house Jet lagged

[top_chick]

Lmao at the loan!! :D

U set off rather early :eek: roads should o been clear at that time!Where does ya sister live mimms??

[shezz]

Set off at 3.15am roads were brilliant except no lights on the motorway and I hate that, caught the rush hour traffic on the way home though, Sister that came over lives in Australia, other sister lives about 5 min walk from my house. mind you I always take the car when I go around there

[top_chick]

I have 2 uncles that live there,1 lives in queensland and the other lives in the northern territory! :cool:

Gotta go and get meself ready 4 work :rolleyes: will see u laterz??maybe?? :D

[shezz]

Have a nice day

Going out meself now

Sees U laters

[top_chick]

Any 1 about?? :)

[swopmebob]

Only his nibs,TC...well spotted..mimms got up early,long haul flights.Blimey bet they got loads to chat about Sheila.........

[top_chick]

:eek: U had a late 1 last night allan!


Lmao at sheila!! :D

[swopmebob]

Had to catch up with the threads,I owe players that much.......

[top_chick]

Now ya gone again!! :rolleyes:

[swopmebob]

Bin out with pooches M8....But wouldnt miss you....u know that...dontcha know....

[top_chick]

Passing ships last night! :D

[swopmebob]

Constipated????..................

[top_chick]

Never............. :D

[swopmebob]

Rejoice then....he he....Kayleigh be using passing ships in night soon....

[top_chick]

:D Lmao...Hope not bless!!!


She got her rota 4 work yesterday and she starts on nights 2night :eek: she does 4 nights and 3 days off,she drew the short straw!! :rolleyes:

[swopmebob]

Thrown in deep end...best way...she'll never want to be on dry land again....does she have tot of rum per day???

[top_chick]

She said she dont think she would like it that much!!! :D

[swopmebob]

Wot job, or the rum, chum??

[top_chick]

Job :D


She's off to work in a mo.

[swopmebob]

Oh wish her well from me if not too late......

[top_chick]

Tooooooooo late allan,i just txt her ya wish instead! bless,i think her boat had been delayed for 2 hours :confused: just waiting to hear from her now!

[swopmebob]

Nice one Debbie....nice for mum to keep in touch with flock....

[top_chick]

All the time shes been on night i cant settle till i no shes got there in 1 piece! :) and she texts me in the morning when shes finished so i no how long it will take her to get home!I just worry about em!

[swopmebob]

Course you do...you gave birth to them...remember.....:)

[top_chick]

:) As if it was yesterday!

[swopmebob]

And you have them forever........one day you become a Nan and it starts all again......keeps you young......

[top_chick]

I dont think i got much chance ov that happening..... :D

[swopmebob]

Would be absolutely amazed if in time you never was a nan...make a nice one.Kids always want to be with their Nan.....

[top_chick]

I prob will be 1 day,just not yet.kayleigh dont want any and right 2 as shes still young..My son is the same,theres nooooo way! Im safe 4 quite a while yet!Thank god.. :D

[swopmebob]

You be a great Nan eventually......

[top_chick]

:eek: Blimey allan......steady on luv!

[swopmebob]

Nan...can I have this...or Nan....can I have choccy to dip in my tea please??;)

[top_chick]

:D ...............Very good allan!!!

[swopmebob]

She knows ya know..........

[top_chick]

Knows what??? :D

[swopmebob]

Nellie Pledge...Hylda Baker...she knows you know......

[top_chick]

:D Lmao................

[swopmebob]

Got her own language...has Hylda....

[top_chick]

:D Av u been arry!!!

[swopmebob]

Avent been Arry....not seen him either chiccy.....

[top_chick]

:) I might be needing him laterz..

[swopmebob]

He said summat bout taking you out and spoilin ya...not exactly sure what that actually implies....but assume he's had a tickle somewhere....and had a good draw......Drinks on Arry.....

[top_chick]

http://www.rhsager.com/mo/images/champagne.jpeg :eek:

[swopmebob]

Corrrrr good photography....waste of plonk tho.......

[top_chick]

:D My thoughts 2 !!!


Who dun it :eek:

[swopmebob]

Shotgun by looks to left of pic....well pellets really...great Piccy..

[shezz]

http://www.rhsager.com/mo/images/champagne.jpeg :eek:

http://www.h-e-d.co.uk/WebPictures/SAVOY-WINE-GLASS.jpg
Got my glass ready......................:)

[swopmebob]

Not from that bottle chiccy...will have glass splinters in it..cant risk you with that plonk.....

[top_chick]

Leave u to do the honours then allan :D

[swopmebob]

No probs...luv to share plonk with you anyday...what you fancy...Arry going to France get him to bring case back for me...

[shezz]

http://ad.uk.doubleclick.net/887479/laithwaites_promo01.jpg

No need to bother arry

go on take a bottle

[top_chick]

Only 1 bottle mimms :eek:

[shezz]

Nah your me mate take wot u want, leave some for Alan

[shezz]

Hey did'nt say take the lot LOL there gone

[shezz]

Now there back LOL

[top_chick]

:D U had to many already i recon :D

[shezz]

Is'nt it an age thing when things like this suppose to happen, or have I just completley lost it.

LMHO

[shezz]

Hey any food about starving I am

Gonna order chicken Kebab in mo

[top_chick]

http://www.jinsonchan.com/photos/2004/ECbirthday2004_8.JPG


Dont they look horney :D

[shezz]

Nooooooooooooooooo

Just eaten chicken kebab

[swopmebob]

Look terrif.Chiccy You got good taste....was there a bottle of Asti Spumante there could down a bottle immediatly...got terrific thirst tonight.....

[top_chick]

Hope u enjoyed em without me last night :D

Im sure u could ov fit just 1 in mimms ;)

[shezz]

Not last night

But sure can eat them now

[top_chick]

Me 2...........I can just imagine them melting in my mouth now :D

[shezz]

Got hungry looking at them so had to go and do a BLT roll, not as nice

[top_chick]

Blt?? :confused:

[shezz]

Bacon Lettuce & tom Roll

[top_chick]

Lasagna and new tats n beans

[swopmebob]

Chicken Biryani curry veg

[shezz]

Wot about the good old Egg and Chips (dippy egg)

[shezz]

God hate reading these sort of threads STARVING NOW




Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

[swopmebob]

Fantastic Shez luv em myself

[top_chick]

Roast pork and new tats and carrots n cabbage n gravy :D

[swopmebob]

Grilled belly of pork......chips (15)

[shezz]

Chiken Kebaba NO chips

[swopmebob]

Very very nice...not far from here in Rickmansworth...Herts.You passed it at jnc17 on M25....best chicken kebab with salad...terrific...sometimes on a Sunday herrrm herrrm we have one for Sunday tea...great honest...unbeatable....:D

[top_chick]

Lmao at u allan,with the chips lark!! :D



15 :D

[shezz]

Actually ended up with chips, boy did not want his, saved you 15 alan

[top_chick]

:D ........................... Does it have salt n vinigar on

[shezz]

Got to have salt & vinegar tradition

Did'nt have old news paper wrapped round em though

[top_chick]

Wrapped up in the evening echo :D

[swopmebob]

We used to have evening echo in Watford too,but faded into obscurity....sad case....

[top_chick]

:eek: WHAT....................No echo!!!! :eek:

[swopmebob]

Finito..no echo echo echo....

[shezz]

Prefer Butter.............

[top_chick]

Clover this end!! :D


Echo had been going for years...

[swopmebob]

Was evenin paper in Watford,I used to like it myself,was intrestin.

[top_chick]

So whats taken its place?

[swopmebob]

Got no evening papers anymore.They migrated South East by look of it...Sad....

[top_chick]

:eek: Cant av none ov that!!!



Protest!

[shezz]

Cheryl


Just signing the petition

[top_chick]

:D Good gal!!

[shezz]

So we got 3 names now Alan, you gonna take it to the newspapers

[swopmebob]

Would but not here any more only free Watford Observer that I shall take down to Shez Sunday.

[top_chick]

With a thong wrapped up in it!! :D

[swopmebob]

Good idea M8

[top_chick]

:D Thought ya would like that idea!! Lmao..........

[shezz]

http://image.redoute.com/images/REDOUTEUK/AH01/P/SA210A11P.JPGWot like these

[swopmebob]

They'll do nicely,can undo them wiv me teef..........

[top_chick]

:eek: .........................Jeeze!!

[swopmebob]

Take me no time at all....bout an hour depending on ur chassis

[top_chick]

http://www.netcar.co.il/img2/milon/32%20SUV%20chassis.jpg

[shezz]

Is that Lola

..........:)............

[top_chick]

:D Noooooooooooo


We have a ford fiesta finesse

[swopmebob]

Nice chassis tho.....

[top_chick]

Must be a man thingy.... :D

[swopmebob]

Ladies chassis deffo a man thingy,reacts accordingly:eek: .......:eek:

[top_chick]

:eek: .................Gowd blimey trousers!!

[swopmebob]

Ahh I see you know me more than most....correct....

[top_chick]

The things i no... :eek:

[swopmebob]

Sorta glad,cos I know you know so never think I am overstepping the mark with chiccy.....

[top_chick]

:D U no me... :D

[swopmebob]

As good as is possible.......

[top_chick]

:D .........................

[swopmebob]

;) :D :D :cool: ......

[top_chick]

Lmao................ :D

[swopmebob]

Paging Shez we missing a member coo eee ccoooeeee

[shezz]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaalo I'm here anyone in

[top_chick]

About time 2 shez...........Where ya been hiding m8 :D

[swopmebob]

I was wondering bout Essex chick too....

[top_chick]

Seems 2 go awol alot allan,think shes at it!! :eek:

[shezz]

LMHO Nothing as good as wot you think.

I am here where are you

[top_chick]

Boo!!!!!!!!!

[shezz]

Found Ya........

[top_chick]

Hehehehehe............I no where u r 2... :D

[shezz]

Bet you don't now
heheheheheheheheheheh

[top_chick]

:D I dont now,but i did ;)

[shezz]

Just having a quick ciggy before I go to bed

[top_chick]

Yoyo shez.............. :D

Put it down gal.............

[shezz]

Okay Put it out....................

[top_chick]

I took u ages to do that!! :eek:

U still at work gal?

[shezz]

LMHO was a big ciggy

Yep working till about 7pm

[top_chick]

Largest fag in the world m8 i recon!!


Where ya gone now.....Stop work n cum n play!! :D

[swopmebob]

If you smoke after sex you not done it right...if before sex...be sure to put it out before commencing anything too energetic.....

wouldnt want ur hopes going up in smoke.......

[top_chick]

U dont arf cum out with em allan.... :D

[shezz]

If you smoke after sex you not done it right...if before sex...be sure to put it out before commencing anything too energetic.....

wouldnt want ur hopes going up in smoke.......

wot about during sex then

[swopmebob]

Smokin Shez....love an active parcipient...smoking?.....KY jelly should sort it Shez.......

[top_chick]

:eek: Blimey!!!!

[swopmebob]

Too dry, makes abrasive,rubbing together, will cause friction=smoke ,and maybe risk of fire......

[swopmebob]

Arry said....hence the saying...up in smoke......

[top_chick]

http://www.kartek.com/prod-windows/all/safety/bsr-a500.jpg :D

[swopmebob]

Only you could do that

[top_chick]

Thought it might cum in handy m8.. :D
Dont want smoke to get outta hand!!

[swopmebob]

You got a cunning plan...chiccy M8....intrigued indeed......;)

[top_chick]

:d ................................ ;)

[shezz]

Toooo late, fraid I went up in smoke years ago

[top_chick]

:D ...............Lmao......

[swopmebob]

You enjoyed life to the full Shez....good for you...singeing good for ur body,do not overdo the singeing...tho,but if you have already...the mind boggles...well mine does.....:)

[top_chick]

Ya mind boggles allan but thats nowt unusal 4 u m8 :D

[swopmebob]

Cos I appreciate classy wimmin........

[top_chick]

First class and not second a!!! :D

[swopmebob]

You special delivery M8;)

[top_chick]

Royal mail :eek:

[swopmebob]

Signed for by noon so you got rest of day to go out for another bit too......

[shezz]

LMHO

Love comming back after a little tiny break just to see wot you 2 ar up to

[top_chick]

His a bad influance on me shez!! :D

Im going out 4 a bit laterz,after me dinner! :D Cant go out 4 a bit on a empty tummy! :eek:

[shezz]

You just can't hold a good gal down

[top_chick]

:D Cant go without going out 4 a bit,since i became a driver,need to strap me down! :eek:

[shezz]

Good on ya, the more you do the confident you will get(driving I mean Allan), you go for it and enjoy

[top_chick]

The more times i got out 4 a bit the better i become :D

[swopmebob]

Practice makes perfect chiccy...same as sex.....

[top_chick]

:eek: .................... :D ...................... :D Trust u m8 :D

[swopmebob]

You ...just...gotta...get Lou and you and go to have coffee at Bluewater with Shez.......:D

[top_chick]

Brillant thought allan! Just gotta get it 2 plan~!

[swopmebob]

I know hunny...full of idea's...but appeals to me strongly....;)

[shezz]

Some one mention Coffee

1 sugar and white please

[top_chick]

D caf i hope shez :D

[swopmebob]

With milk one sugar coffee...none in tea......T....who said that:eek: ............................:eek: settle for decaff like chiccy.

[top_chick]

Cant drink nowt unless its d caff :rolleyes:


Off out 4 a bit :D Iceskating :eek: In gillingham....Laterz we play!! :D

[swopmebob]

Oohhh love a sporty type

[top_chick]

Was great fun,2 hours round the ice rink is enough and i broke nowt :D

[swopmebob]

You wait till you immerse mary in hot bath:eek: ...........:eek: she'll be playing tunes you never heard before

[top_chick]

:eek: ................ Didnt recognise the tune!!

[shezz]

Can you feel it ...can you feel it

[top_chick]

Lmao...................... :D