gazlannathai
31st March 2005, 06:51 PM
First - the official government Thai News Agency report
Drug-crazed US tourist found hanged in hotel
CHIANG MAI: -- A US tourist was found hanged in the bathroom of a Chiang Mai hotel today, apparently after having taken a drug overdose.
According to local police, Mr. Jonell Anthony Fryler, 26, had already been dead for five hours when his body was discovered this morning.
His naked corpse was found on the floor, but evidence, including a mark round his neck, indicated that he had used his belt to hang himself from the bathroom door.
Although police suspect the death to be drug-related, officials will perform a further autopsy to determine the exact cause of death.
--TNA 2005-03-31
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Then some thoughts about the report itself
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Drug-crazed US tourist found hanged in hotel
--->No evidence of a "Drug Crazed" person.
CHIANG MAI: -- A US tourist was found hanged in the bathroom of a Chiang Mai hotel today, apparently after having taken a drug overdose.
--->Found Hanged - So it was murder then, since he was hanged and not hanging?
--->after having taken a drug overdose - So he was overdosed, murdered, and then committed suicide?
According to local police, Mr. Jonell Anthony Fryler, 26, had already been dead for five hours when his body was discovered this morning.
--->dead for five hours - So, he was so crazed nobody heard him?
His naked corpse was found on the floor, but evidence, including a mark round his neck, indicated that he had used his belt to hang himself from the bathroom door.
--->naked corpse - Why do all suicide foreigners always get naked first?
--->a mark round his neck - So he used his belt to hang himself from the door, was that the attempt or the deed itself?
Although police suspect the death to be drug-related, officials will perform a further autopsy to determine the exact cause of death.
--->drug-related - Hung from a door in the bathroom, where do drugs come into play?
--->further autopsy - What, the first autopsy was done in the room?
---> exact cause of death Hung, Suicide, and a drug overdose. We need to still find his exact cause of death? http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif
--TNA 2005-03-31 --> Tripe News Agency on this one
Even my students could have done better than this after I'd had them for a semester - obviously not one of mine, they wouldn't dare turn in a report like that.
Drug-crazed US tourist found hanged in hotel
CHIANG MAI: -- A US tourist was found hanged in the bathroom of a Chiang Mai hotel today, apparently after having taken a drug overdose.
According to local police, Mr. Jonell Anthony Fryler, 26, had already been dead for five hours when his body was discovered this morning.
His naked corpse was found on the floor, but evidence, including a mark round his neck, indicated that he had used his belt to hang himself from the bathroom door.
Although police suspect the death to be drug-related, officials will perform a further autopsy to determine the exact cause of death.
--TNA 2005-03-31
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Then some thoughts about the report itself
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Drug-crazed US tourist found hanged in hotel
--->No evidence of a "Drug Crazed" person.
CHIANG MAI: -- A US tourist was found hanged in the bathroom of a Chiang Mai hotel today, apparently after having taken a drug overdose.
--->Found Hanged - So it was murder then, since he was hanged and not hanging?
--->after having taken a drug overdose - So he was overdosed, murdered, and then committed suicide?
According to local police, Mr. Jonell Anthony Fryler, 26, had already been dead for five hours when his body was discovered this morning.
--->dead for five hours - So, he was so crazed nobody heard him?
His naked corpse was found on the floor, but evidence, including a mark round his neck, indicated that he had used his belt to hang himself from the bathroom door.
--->naked corpse - Why do all suicide foreigners always get naked first?
--->a mark round his neck - So he used his belt to hang himself from the door, was that the attempt or the deed itself?
Although police suspect the death to be drug-related, officials will perform a further autopsy to determine the exact cause of death.
--->drug-related - Hung from a door in the bathroom, where do drugs come into play?
--->further autopsy - What, the first autopsy was done in the room?
---> exact cause of death Hung, Suicide, and a drug overdose. We need to still find his exact cause of death? http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/whistling.gif
--TNA 2005-03-31 --> Tripe News Agency on this one
Even my students could have done better than this after I'd had them for a semester - obviously not one of mine, they wouldn't dare turn in a report like that.