The Fluffy Insults, Substituted Swearing and Silly Argument Thread!!!

[rainbowcraft]

Welcome folks, to The Fluffy Insults, Substituted Swearing and Silly Argument Thread! Pull up a chair, and let all your frustration and anger out on here...

The rules are:

1) NO real swearing, not even abbreviations, shortened words or asterisks. Any swear words MUST be substituted for other words, such as boswellox, lady pig dog, bar steward, wobbly pink bits. The more creative, the better.

2) Insults - again, the more creative, the better. Remember to keep that cursing as fluffy as a baby kitten!

3) Silly Arguments - we're all good at that on here, some are better than others ;) So show off your skills at brainless bickering here...the more pointless the argument, the better!

4) MOST IMPORTANTLY - Please stick to the eBid posting rules. This isn't a thread to test the moderators' patience :)


So....who wants to start? :D

[sludgeguts]

And may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch:D

[Paulwillhappy]

So what you are trying to say is that i cannot do the following ?



F-word derivatives: Words based on, or incorporating, the F-word. Examples include f***er and motherf***er.

Scatological terms: Words that have to do with feces, urine and defecation. Examples include "sh*t," "bullsh*t," "sh*thead," and p*ss.

Religious profanities: Words and expressions that religious people, especially Christians, find profane and blasphemous. Examples include "God d*mn" and "God d*mn you."

Religious exclamations: Words and expressions that mention God or other religious figures to add emphasis or express strong emotion. Examples include "God!" "My God!" "Jesus!" and "Jesus Christ!"

Anatomical terms: Words referring to parts of the human anatomy, mostly the private parts, and are considered crude. Examples include "*ss," "*sshole," "d*ck," "d*ckhead," and "tits."

Mild obscenities: Words used in everyday language, but that may be offensive to some. Examples include "damn," "hell," "friggin," as well as milder forms of anatomical terms like "boobs."

Obscene hand gesture: Holding up the middle finger, or using the index and middle finger in an upward motion, thus signifying sexual coitus.

Sexual references: Characters refer to sex, having sex, and using other specific sexual terms like "screw."

Derogatory terms: Words or expressions that are used to denigrate and insult one's racial or ethnic background, gender or sexual orientation: Examples include the N-word, various anti-Semitic terms, and anti-homosexual terms like fa**ot.

[rainbowcraft]

No Paul, you can't.






















PMSL

[Paulwillhappy]

Thats OK Then !

[Stu_Millard]

How about: Smeg?

It is, afterall, an insult from Red Dwarf (with questionable origins, granted) and a brand of Italian-produced applicance

http://www.smeg.com/siteImages/logoit_index.gif

[rainbowcraft]

How about: Smeg?

It is, afterall, an insult from Red Dwarf (with questionable origins, granted) and a brand of Italian-produced applicance

http://www.smeg.com/siteImages/logoit_index.gif


Yes, smeg is fine...now insert it into a sentance! :D

[sludgeguts]

I object to the word 'Smeg' as a form of insult due to its being a contraction of the word 'Smegma'


I am, however, in favour of the use of 'foreskin cheese' as a less harsh alternative.

[Paulwillhappy]

Didn't your Parents give you that hygiene talk when you were about 12 then?

[Stu_Millard]

Yes, smeg is fine...now insert it into a sentance! :D

Oh, I'm too smegged to bother doing that..... ;)

[Stu_Millard]

I object to the word 'Smeg' as a form of insult due to its being a contraction of the word 'Smegma'


I am, however, in favour of the use of 'foreskin cheese' as a less harsh alternative.

Ah, but what about it it's referred to in the refridgeration sense?

[Paulwillhappy]

I am, however, in favour of the use of 'foreskin cheese' as a less harsh alternative.


Maybe someone writes Gags for Viz ??????

[rainbowcraft]

I object to the word 'Smeg' as a form of insult due to its being a contraction of the word 'Smegma'


I am, however, in favour of the use of 'foreskin cheese' as a less harsh alternative.


Oooh, a much better one....foreskin cheese it is then....


:D

[sludgeguts]

Didn't your Parents give you that hygiene talk when you were about 12 then?

Yeah, my dad said "what the smeg is that smeggin' smell in your bedroom?"
I said "probably from when I was cleaning the cheese out of my foreskin"
& he said "don't smeggin' swear at me you little smeg-head"

[Stu_Millard]

I'll play my "Smeg off" card here:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v621/milla03/effect-smeg.gif

[rainbowcraft]

Shame the card didn't work! LOL!

[Stu_Millard]

Moved it to Photobucket. Smegging hell.....

[sludgeguts]

I also prefer to use the nicer term 'Onanist' when insulting someone.
It works quite well because most people simply have no idea what I'm on about.:D

[Stu_Millard]

I also prefer to use the nicer term 'Onanist' when insulting someone.
It works quite well because most people simply have no idea what I'm on about.:D

As in "Merchant"?

[sludgeguts]

As in "Merchant"?

That's right, "merchant",

as in 'merchant banker'

http://ubbt.moby.com/userfiles/2635977-****er.gif

unless, of course, you're looking in the wrong dictionary.

Onan was one of Joseph's (technicolour dreamcoat) many brothers & for whatever reason his name is synonymous with...

[emma5721]

bollards down me road 100m damn

looking at me blue tits in the garden and think what you been feeding you dont look too good:D

[rainbowcraft]

bollards down me road 100m damn

looking at me blue tits in the garden and think what you been feeding you dont look too good:D


LOL...eyeing them up for next Sunday's lunch, eh?!

[thehoneyant]

;) Try this on a Saturday night when aproached by a drunken dunderhead.

Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

see what reaction you get, lol probably a smack in the north and south. :rolleyes:

[stokie_helen]

;) Try this on a Saturday night when aproached by a drunken dunderhead.

Hence, horrible villain, or I'll spurn thine eyes like balls before me; I'll unhair thy head, Thou shalt be whipp'd with wire, and stew'd'in brine, smarting in lingering pickle.

see what reaction you get, lol probably a smack in the north and south. :rolleyes:

Coo! Where'd you get that from?


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Son of a motherless goat

Your mother smells of elderberries


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[stokie_helen]

Anyone fancy a pointless argument?

No?

Yes you do, go on, admit it.

Seriously? No? I don't believe you.

:D

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[thehoneyant]

Coo! Where'd you get that from?


My favourites:

Son of a motherless goat

Your mother smells of elderberries


Yes.......it's Monty Python Time!




LOL it's from Antony and Cleopatra
I like, Thou loathed issue of thy father's loins! from Richard the Turd. ;)