laughter round the office today

[sparkdeco]

How to Make a Woman Happy







It's not difficult to make a woman happy ......
A man only needs to be:





1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate





WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls





AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes





IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes










HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer :D

[astral276]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer :D



I would prefer the woman got naked after arriving rather than turning up naked.

Not bothered about the beer. I don't drink alcohol.

So I would appear to be more easily pleased than other men. All I need is the naked woman.

[damian_steele]

So I would appear to be more easily pleased than other men. All I need is the naked woman.

OK, she's on the way. :D

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IquFJGee3Xo/SCOvjfOOYUI/AAAAAAAAAXo/HAioZ1C0FrE/s400/granny.jpg

[astral276]

Afraid the body art would put me off. I can never understand why people do that to themselves. Or why they have holes bored through their body to attach things to.

[RonOne]

OK, she's on the way. :D

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IquFJGee3Xo/SCOvjfOOYUI/AAAAAAAAAXo/HAioZ1C0FrE/s400/granny.jpg

Experienced, No Teeth and painting by numbers. MMmmmm

[sparkdeco]

Hi Astral. someone at work said forget the beer, they preferred coke, none of the men said they wouldn't want the woman in their choices!

[RonOne]

Afraid the body art would put me off. I can never understand why people do that to themselves. Or why they have holes bored through their body to attach things to.


Saves money on the Handcuffs.

[astral276]

Hi Astral. someone at work said forget the beer, they preferred coke

I've never done drugs either.

[UniquenMornique]

Hi Astral. someone at work said forget the beer, they preferred coke, none of the men said they wouldn't want the woman in their choices!

LOL I presume they mean coke a cola & not Coke as in cocaine LOL

The naked women er--------------------I don't like tattoos:eek:

As you get older & the body drops so does the tattoo it become unrecognisable LOL:eek:








Once I was bathing a lady & was scrubbing away at what I thought was a dirty mark, turns out it was a very old Tattoo LOL:eek:

[Fossy]

Theres many a good tune played on an old fiddle....... and that sure is an old fiddle.