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ChameleonSystems
10th September 2008, 04:24 PM
The Large Hen Collider or LHC has been in development for over 13 minutes. Says project head: Qu.

We have built a run of over 27 feet. The Hens are launched at near Flight Speed down the run, in the hope that they will collide with something and create a Black Eye. The Geese Detectors have been placed at strategic points around the run, to try to detect any collisions and any particles/feathers that may result. It is hoped that some of these collisions will produce particles smaller than eggs.

There are fridge magnets (with pictures of bread on them) hung all the way along the run, these are what accelerate the Hens to near Flight Speed.

Qu says that the £5 cost is well worth it and will help discover whether the Chicken or the Egg came first.

kittyblackcat
10th September 2008, 04:39 PM
I hope no hens were injured in this experiment...lol :D

ejean9
10th September 2008, 04:44 PM
wow...amazing...let us know the outcome...

opalsmoon
10th September 2008, 05:45 PM
I do hope that the age old question of "Why the chicken crossed the road" will also be answered.

ChameleonSystems
11th September 2008, 07:31 AM
Pinchbeck Experimental Research Chicken Hut (PERCH) has always been at the forefront of chicken science. Only last month we had the smaller version of this experiment (the hens were younger) and we were able to measure their speed. The cockerel got into the run and was found to be faster than all the young hens, so we made him a set of lycra underwear with the Super Chicken logo. He was heralded as the first known Super Man Chicken, since he was faster than a speeding pullet.

(can the puns get any worse?)

kengillam
11th September 2008, 08:22 AM
Groan :D

cornishmaid1961
11th September 2008, 08:34 AM
Be careful you don't create a black (fox) hole !!! http://www.pic4ever.com/images/25r30wi.gif

JudesNiceThings
11th September 2008, 08:49 AM
LMAO!!!

Just the thing to cheer me up on (yet another) wet morning!

ejean9
11th September 2008, 08:54 AM
wowowow did the lycra underwear stop the cockeral from..well...you know...cockadoodling ?

ChameleonSystems
12th September 2008, 07:11 AM
no but he has eggs-ray eyes..

MagnetsAndHangers
12th September 2008, 11:17 AM
I really have to question the mentality of the first person who said, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of it's bum.'