ChameleonSystems
10th September 2008, 04:24 PM
The Large Hen Collider or LHC has been in development for over 13 minutes. Says project head: Qu.
We have built a run of over 27 feet. The Hens are launched at near Flight Speed down the run, in the hope that they will collide with something and create a Black Eye. The Geese Detectors have been placed at strategic points around the run, to try to detect any collisions and any particles/feathers that may result. It is hoped that some of these collisions will produce particles smaller than eggs.
There are fridge magnets (with pictures of bread on them) hung all the way along the run, these are what accelerate the Hens to near Flight Speed.
Qu says that the £5 cost is well worth it and will help discover whether the Chicken or the Egg came first.
We have built a run of over 27 feet. The Hens are launched at near Flight Speed down the run, in the hope that they will collide with something and create a Black Eye. The Geese Detectors have been placed at strategic points around the run, to try to detect any collisions and any particles/feathers that may result. It is hoped that some of these collisions will produce particles smaller than eggs.
There are fridge magnets (with pictures of bread on them) hung all the way along the run, these are what accelerate the Hens to near Flight Speed.
Qu says that the £5 cost is well worth it and will help discover whether the Chicken or the Egg came first.