A fool and their money are soon parted.

[yorkiesauctions]

One of my daughters mates has just forked out £125 for a framed 12 by 8 inches photo of a local landmark. :eek:

It wasn't even a limited edition or anything special. The photo was for sale at £90 unframed or £125 framed, the frame isn't very good quality and probably cost a fiver or something.

I'm gobsmacked that folk would pay that kind of money for a simple photo.

I think I might have a bash at flogging some myself, I could do the same size photos unframed at £14.99 and still make a healthy profit.

Hmm!, might sort a few out this afternoon and get them printed this week and test the waters. Gotta be worth a try, especially with folk like that around.

[ginab]

i did that few years ago, well a right few years ago tbh, i went all round ireland taking pictures of sceneries, castles, some absoutely stunning pics and had all the plans to frame them and sell them but i never did get round to that part, i just kept them myself. (pointless really)
but you would really make a good profit at it, if ya really wanted to do it. :)

[klj]

After seeing some of the pictures you've posted here Yorkie, I think it's a brilliant idea. You do lovely photographs.

[yorkiesauctions]

i did that few years ago, well a right few years ago tbh, i went all round ireland taking pictures of sceneries, castles, some absoutely stunning pics and had all the plans to frame them and sell them but i never did get round to that part, i just kept them myself. (pointless really)
but you would really make a good profit at it, if ya really wanted to do it. :)

I've had a nosey around and it would seem that there is a market for it. Some folk are looking for photos or pictures to hang in their lounge, dining room, hall, staircase, and even their bathrooms. It would seem that the photo doesn't need to be of a famous location or building either, it just needs to be a good pleasing image which people will like to look at and study. It appears that the "in thing" nowadays are photographs, the designers folks love to have them spotted around a house.

I think I'll give it a bash, if I don't flog them I can always keep them or give them as pressies. lol

Time to do a little cost evaluation I think. :)

[yorkiesauctions]

After seeing some of the pictures you've posted here Yorkie, I think it's a brilliant idea. You do lovely photographs.

Thanks lass. I think I'll pop a few on eBid next week and I know of a local venue which would hang the photos and sell them for a small percentage of the sale.

[ginab]

I've had a nosey around and it would seem that there is a market for it. Some folk are looking for photos or pictures to hang in their lounge, dining room, hall, staircase, and even their bathrooms. It would seem that the photo doesn't need to be of a famous location or building either, it just needs to be a good pleasing image which people will like to look at and study. It appears that the "in thing" nowadays are photographs, the designers folks love to have them spotted around a house.

I think I'll give it a bash, if I don't flog them I can always keep them or give them as pressies. lol

Time to do a little cost evaluation I think. :)


A good camera and a few frames that fall of the back of a lorry should do the job:D

[sleekpony]

A friend of mine does this and black and white stuff goes very well xxx

[PATRIOT73]

One of my daughters mates has just forked out £125 for a framed 12 by 8 inches photo of a local landmark. :eek:

It wasn't even a limited edition or anything special. The photo was for sale at £90 unframed or £125 framed, the frame isn't very good quality and probably cost a fiver or something.

I'm gobsmacked that folk would pay that kind of money for a simple photo.

I think I might have a bash at flogging some myself, I could do the same size photos unframed at £14.99 and still make a healthy profit.

Hmm!, might sort a few out this afternoon and get them printed this week and test the waters. Gotta be worth a try, especially with folk like that around.
they not a true yorkie born n bred then i take it:p

[yorkiesauctions]

A good camera and a few frames that fall of the back of a lorry should do the job:D

lol, my camera is okay, it's a 10MP Kodak PowerShot A640. I can PhotoShop the image if it needs any tidying up. :)

I think that I'm going to sell them unframed. That way folk can put them in frames which matches what they already have, also it will make it easier/cheaper to post too. lol

[yorkiesauctions]

A friend of mine does this and black and white stuff goes very well xxx

Yeah I like b/w photos too, Ill probably do a few b/w one's.

[yorkiesauctions]

they not a true yorkie born n bred then i take it:p

Yeah they are yorkshire folk, they've just got more brass than sense. lol

[PATRIOT73]

Yeah they are yorkshire folk, they've just got more brass than sense. lol
sshhhhhhhhhhhh ull ruin our reputation:p

[sleekpony]

tin tin tin

[yorkiesauctions]

sshhhhhhhhhhhh ull ruin our reputation:p

Oh yeah I forgot about that.....erm?, they were soft southerners then. :D

[shezz]

mmmmm sure i could of summit else to spend that sort of money on, and thats the problem

what i think is a waste of money it's obvious that there are others that would look at it as a good investment

[PATRIOT73]

Oh yeah I forgot about that.....erm?, they were soft southerners then. :D
get outa here:p

how do u clear a pub in yorkshire in seconds?



send in salli armyhttp://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif

[yorkiesauctions]

mmmmm sure i could of summit else to spend that sort of money on, and thats the problem

what i think is a waste of money it's obvious that there are others that would look at it as a good investment

Aye I suppose we're all different and have different priorities.

I have a mate who thinks nothing about spending £1000 on a chuffin air riflle, :eek: but he kicked up a fuss in the supermarket the other week because bread had gone up by 20p and his favourite coffee had gone up by 35p. lol

It takes all sorts.

[yorkiesauctions]

tin tin tin

Huh?

I'm sure it was only two.

http://www.lucavergano.com/blurb/images/tintin.jpg

[sleekpony]

Shame on you, a well known Yorkie phrase and yer don't know it !!!

[sleekpony]

Takes us Lincolnshire folk to point it out :D:D

[yorkiesauctions]

Shame on you, a well known Yorkie phrase and yer don't know it !!!

lol, it can't be that well known cos I've not heard of it, I thought you had a stutter or summat. :D

[yorkiesauctions]

Takes us Lincolnshire folk to point it out :D:D

Don't keep me in suspenders then!, tell me what it means

Please. :o

[sleekpony]

tut tut

'It isn't in the tin' of course

[sleekpony]

tin tin tin :D:D:D

[yorkiesauctions]

tut tut

'It isn't in the tin' of course

Oh right, you meant "tint in tin". lol

[sleekpony]

lmao :( i spelt it wrong :(

*still think my way's best' :rolleyes:

[yorkiesauctions]

lmao :( i spelt it wrong :(

*still think my way's best' :rolleyes:

I Googled tin tin tin and got chuffin websites for Rin Tin Tin, Tin Tin, and some other weird sites. I also found this (http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/%7Emaureenmitchell/yorkshire/dialect_words.htm) though, a local dialect list from this area.

[sleekpony]

lmao very good :)

I won't ask about the 'other' sites but found this, it may be useful for the person that bought the picture

"A’ can’t thoile payin’ £20 for that!"

Omit £20 and insert the other price lmao

[PATRIOT73]

Don't keep me in suspenders then!, tell me what it means

Please. :o
leggit:p

[sleekpony]

I have bookmarked the site so we can have further in depth convo's :)

[sleekpony]

'ow do Jay

[PATRIOT73]

'ow do Jay
im tiketttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy boooooooooooooooooo

u oreet lasse

[sleekpony]

Aye lad i'm champion :)

[yorkiesauctions]

Aye lad i'm champion :)

The Wonder Horse?! :eek:

(geddit?, SleekPony - Wonder Horse, No?...okay I'l get me coat) :rolleyes:

[sleekpony]

I used to love that programme :)

Used to know the song too :)

[PATRIOT73]

The Wonder Horse?! :eek:

(geddit?, SleekPony - Wonder Horse, No?...okay I'l get me coat) :rolleyes:
coyt lad

[sleekpony]

Ya can't say coyt, it's not on me list lmao

[yorkiesauctions]

coyt lad

They don't talk reet like wot we do so I have to adjust so they can understand me innit.

[sleekpony]

Who don't talk reet?

I'm doing gradley (I think) :D:D:D

[yorkiesauctions]

Who don't talk reet?

I'm doing gradley (I think) :D:D:D

Non-yorkshire folk, they talk funny they do.

Aye yer doing reet enuff lass.

[sleekpony]

Well I was born in Nottingham, moved to Lincs when I was 13 and am learning Yorkshire lmao

Some of it is not that different to lincs dialect but I never said that :)

[yorkiesauctions]

Well I was born in Nottingham, moved to Lincs when I was 13 and am learning Yorkshire lmao

Some of it is not that different to lincs dialect but I never said that :)

It's okay, we can't understand you anyway. :D

[PATRIOT73]

Ya can't say coyt, it's not on me list lmao
well it mine:p

heres it in action


by eck lasse tha looks oreet toneet,get thee coyt thas pulled:p;)

[deeangelvampire]

*runs it, chucks doughnuts to Jay n runs out again*

[sleekpony]

Blimey, so I can talk about anything and you will just nod and say reet lass and not have a fratch with me :)

[yorkiesauctions]

Blimey, so I can talk about anything and you will just nod and say reet lass and not have a fratch with me :)

Erm no, I'm yorkshireish not stupid. :D

[sleekpony]

lmao Yorkie :)

Jay that made perfect sense :)

reet 'ang on i'll get me coyt if thas stopped faffing about an will walk me dan't causey, i'm reet chuffed :)

[sleekpony]

But tis is only platonic tha must think on cos of you courtin' Dee, who is me mate

[yorkiesauctions]

lmao Yorkie :)

Jay that made perfect sense :)

reet 'ang on i'll get me coyt if thas stopped faffing about an will walk me dan't causey, i'm reet chuffed :)

Looks like we've converted another one Jay, this missionary lark is hard work lad.

First Lincolnshire and then the world !

[sleekpony]

I've been converted and I never felt a thing :eek:

[yorkiesauctions]

I've been converted and I never felt a thing :eek:

It's the yorkshire gentle touch. ;)

[sleekpony]

Reet lads yer a pair of reight gud sooarts, thanks for the chat, I'm off to stuff me cakeole so i'll bend yer lug ‘oils another time :)

I'll see thee both another time keep thissens outa trouble xxx

[yorkiesauctions]

Reet lads yer a pair of reight gud sooarts, thanks for the chat, I'm off to stuff me cakeole so i'll bend yer lug ‘oils another time :)

I'll see thee both another time keep thissens outa trouble xxx


Chuffin Nora!, tha sounds like a reet tyke. :eek:

Yeah off for some nosebag missen, s'thee later folks.

[PATRIOT73]

Looks like we've converted another one Jay, this missionary lark is hard work lad.

First Lincolnshire and then the world !
spain lad

[PATRIOT73]

Chuffin Nora!, tha sounds like a reet tyke. :eek:

Yeah off for some nosebag missen, s'thee later folks.
s'thee
mind famous by the late g8 fred truman

[shezz]

spain lad


go on rub it in :p

[PATRIOT73]

go on rub it in :p
gota admit im good tho..........just gota remember wich 1 i go on 1st n wich villa

[shezz]

gota admit im good tho..........just gota remember wich 1 i go on 1st n wich villa


ooooo get you :p

[Fossy]

By southerners that is.

Ebid launches new front page to web site.

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t188/chrisfosbrook/ebid.jpg

[Spyder1942]

lolololololololol Like it Chris.But all they are selling is Puddings

[yorkiesauctions]

PMSL

What a bloody good idea Fossy. :D

We could flog to each other and instead of messing about with postage charges we could just knock on each others doors and hand deliver them. :)

[yorkiesauctions]

lolololololololol Like it Chris.But all they are selling is Puddings

Oi ! yer cheeky begger!

We flog clogs and flat caps n'all. :p

Hmm....I wonder if the the boys would put some eBid flat caps on the buddy points auctions? :D

[PATRIOT73]

Oi ! yer cheeky begger!

We flog clogs and flat caps n'all. :p

Hmm....I wonder if the the boys would put some eBid flat caps on the buddy points auctions? :D
n ferrets................nice 1 floss:D

[sleekpony]

'ey up lads, dost tha av a whippet too?

[Fossy]

Not forgetting pigeons and those puddings they make with thick wallpaper paste.

[PATRIOT73]

'ey up lads, dost tha av a whippet too?
only thee rich buggas

[sleekpony]

I have a pigeon :)

are ya not rich then Jay ?

[Fossy]

Nobody's mentioned this northern lad yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rAFPXUpqw&feature=related

[sleekpony]

Nobody's mentioned this northern lad yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7rAFPXUpqw&feature=related


Sam, pick up tha musket :D

Braan Boots :D:D

[PATRIOT73]

I have a pigeon :)

are ya not rich then Jay ?
http://bestsmileys.com/jack/2.gif
too busy payin fer m'jollies init laaaasse

[PATRIOT73]

Sam, pick up tha musket :D

Braan Boots :D:D
it boytz lasse:p

[sleekpony]

ta lad :)

[PATRIOT73]

ta lad :)
bet thas rweetin these dahn eh

[sleekpony]

Nah lad i got the website oop :)

mebbe i should start tho lad

[PATRIOT73]

Nah lad i got the website oop :)

mebbe i should start tho lad
aye lasse tha ll be a honorery yorkie b4 u can say eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee by eck its bit nippy cocka fetch bucket o coyl from dahn pit ole

[sleekpony]

put wood i’th’oil whilst tha's at it i'm fair starved lad

[PATRIOT73]

put wood i’th’oil whilst tha's at it i'm fair starved lad

if thas cookin im off dahn chip ole

[Rednosty]

Hmmm I must be a fool.....Just paid £361 For my Car to get it through the MOT after a service and Its NOT finished yet as theres More work to do (Delayed until I can sell something)

[sleekpony]

:( oh dear red

and oo's bin callin' me cookin ya kaylied tyke

[sleekpony]

and starved means cold lad not ungry

[PATRIOT73]

and starved means cold lad not ungry
tha beta buy theesen a hot wata bottttle then

[sleekpony]

aye reckon I ad cos i know fer a fact tha'll not put yer and in yer britches pocket ta buy it fer me, known fact deep pockets, short arms

[PATRIOT73]

aye reckon I ad cos i know fer a fact tha'll not put yer and in yer britches pocket ta buy it fer me, known fact deep pockets, short arms
by eck lasse thas no flies on thee

[sleekpony]

I reckon not :)

[PATRIOT73]

I reckon not :)
aye lasse champion

[sleekpony]

reet lad get off dahn chip ole and get thissen fed

[yorkiesauctions]

gota admit im good tho..........just gota remember wich 1 i go on 1st n wich villa

I hope you're going luxury class lad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKE_URc3Rb4

:)

[yorkiesauctions]

Nah lad i got the website oop :)

mebbe i should start tho lad

Here is a true little yorkshire lass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB3ieNhEsDY&feature=related

:)

[PATRIOT73]

I hope you're going luxury class lad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKE_URc3Rb4

:)
tha cant keep owt bloomin quiet round here

[yorkiesauctions]

tha cant keep owt bloomin quiet round here

Nope, the news of luxury mushy peas spreads fast around here. lol

I've just had a thought (my first one this year)...I wonder what the Google search bots will make of this thread? pmsl

[sleekpony]

ay up lads

pmsl @ Yorkshire Airlines Yorkie

[PATRIOT73]

Nope, the news of luxury mushy peas spreads fast around here. lol

I've just had a thought (my first one this year)...I wonder what the Google search bots will make of this thread? pmsl
common as pigoen poop

[sleekpony]

common as pigoen poop

:eek: theres nowt common abaht missen

[yorkiesauctions]

For some reason this thread reminds me of Monty Python. :)

[yorkiesauctions]

ay up lads

pmsl @ Yorkshire Airlines Yorkie

Ayup lass, yeah it's a funny sketch that innit. :)

[sleekpony]

Champion

[shezz]

sleek tha betta watch them to ave theeee doing yorkshire in no time....................see they try it on me ........n im a ozzie essex lasse::::

[sleekpony]

lol Shezz, I'm a foreign exchange student learning a new language :D:D ;)

[PATRIOT73]

sleek tha betta watch them to ave theeee doing yorkshire in no time....................see they try it on me ........n im a ozzie essex lasse::::


lol Shezz, I'm a foreign exchange student learning a new language :D:D ;)


least we good at sumat...............oi yorkie 10-00 a hour lad

ferret arms on way home via chip ole

[sleekpony]

ah'll go t'foot of me bungalow steps .... ow much

[sleekpony]

ahm oping ta get a job ont Yorkshire Airlines as a translater :)

[kengillam]

Ey'up One on't cross beams gone owt askew on treadle :D

[sleekpony]

'ow do, tha's reet up swannee b'aht a paddle, tha mun look what tha's at

[PATRIOT73]

ahm oping ta get a job ont Yorkshire Airlines as a translater :)
cheif trolley dollyL:p

[shezz]

ahm oping ta get a job ont Yorkshire Airlines as a translater :)


tis funny

my bro lives in Lincolnshire and he always takes micky outta way we essex peeps talk

[sleekpony]

Morning Shezz, just popping in cos i'm off to work, ave a gud day all xxx

[yorkiesauctions]

My accent was a bit weird until I hit my teens because my parents are Irish (although my dad beggered off when I was 5 my mum has a strong Irish accent) so my accent was a mix of Irish and yorkshire. It was only as I got older and spent less time at home and more time with other folk that I lost the Irish twang completely.

I used to wind my mum up in a morning by saying, "Top o'the morning to you by gum", she didn't think it funny. :D

I was the first one from both sides of the family to be born outside Ireland so I'm first generation yorkshire.

Folk have commented in the past about my proper Irish name (my full name) and my yorkshire accent, they reckon they don't match. lol

I don't think that I have a strong accent though, just a mild one. Although those KTer's that I've spoken to on the phone don't agree, but they're foreigners so what do they know?! :p

(anyone from outside yorkshire is a foreigner in my book. lol)

[PATRIOT73]

yorkshire thru n thru


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFLBvLxLJMI

anyone from outside yorkshire is a foreigner in my book. lol)
__________________


aye lad

[yorkiesauctions]

Yorkshire humour.

----------------------
A man goes to the vet because his cat is poorly. The vet says "Is it a tom?" and the man says "Nay lad, 'ah've got it 'ere in t'basket!"
----------------------
A couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen of their home somewhere in Yorkshire.
'I spy with my little eye something beginning with T' said the husband.
"Tea pot said the wife." 'Nay Lass!'
"Tea towel." 'Nay Lass!'
"Toaster." 'Nay Lass!' he said, drumming his fingers on the work top.
"Oh I don't know" she said at long last "I give in"
'It's easy' he said. 'It's t'oven!'
---------------------
A couple had been courting for nearly twenty years and one day as they sat on a seat in the park she plucked up courage and asked,
'Don't you think it's time we wed?'
He answered,
'Aye lass, but who'd ave us?'
---------------------
A Yorkshire farmer went into a jewellers shop in Harrogate. He was constantly chewing. The salesgirl said, "Can I help you Sir?"
"Aye" he said, still chewing. "I'd like one 'o them theer rings".
"Yes Sir, wedding or engagement?"
"Wedding, tha nos", he said, chewing constantly.
"Gold or Silver?", said the salesgirl, watching him chewing.
"Gold", he said.
"Eighteen Carats?", said the girl.
"Nay lass", he said. "It's toffee and it's stuck in me teeth"
----------------------
A 'Tyke' struggling home at night, obviously after having had a reet kneckful,
sees a man from the water board with a big 'T' handle,
in the middle of the road opening a valve at the bottom of a manhole.
He walks up behind him and gives him an almighty clout.
"What's that fer" says the waterman...
"Thats fer tunin' all t'streets roun' when I'm tryin' ter find mi way home"
---------------------
Auld fella walking alongside canal and sees a nine-year old lad fair crying his eyes out.
"Wot's tha cryin' fer, young un?"
Through sniffles and bawling, little lad manages to say "A've loss me mate. Me mate fell in t'canal" and point about tree feet in front of him.
"By 'eck" says fella and without further ado, strips off his jacket and shoes then jumps into the canal. After few minutes he splashed to side and says, "'Ow old was tha mate?"
By this time, lad had stopped howling and watched the auld fella fair dumbstruck. "Wot's that mean, 'ow old?"
"Thy mate" said fella, "'ow old were 'e? Wor 'e a big lad?"
Little lad scowled at the old man, "Nah! Tha daft bat. Not me mate - me mate outa me saniches".
------------------------

:D

[PATRIOT73]

Auld fella walking alongside canal and sees a nine-year old lad fair crying his eyes out.
"Wot's tha cryin' fer, young un?"
Through sniffles and bawling, little lad manages to say "A've loss me mate. Me mate fell in t'canal" and point about tree feet in front of him.
"By 'eck" says fella and without further ado, strips off his jacket and shoes then jumps into the canal. After few minutes he splashed to side and says, "'Ow old was tha mate?"
By this time, lad had stopped howling and watched the auld fella fair dumbstruck. "Wot's that mean, 'ow old?"
"Thy mate" said fella, "'ow old were 'e? Wor 'e a big lad?"
Little lad scowled at the old man, "Nah! Tha daft bat. Not me mate - me mate outa me saniches".
------------------------
klassiccccccccccccc

[sleekpony]

'ow do lads xxx

[sleekpony]

gradley jokes i ad missen a reet gud chuckle

[PATRIOT73]

'ow do lads xxx
ay champion lasse

[sleekpony]

glad ter 'ear it lad

[sleekpony]

yoo hoo anyone t'ome

[yorkiesauctions]

yoo hoo anyone t'ome

No, we're watching the ferret racing. :p

[sleekpony]

No, we're watching the ferret racing. :p


Tha shouldn't be busy fer long then lad unless yer ave long legs :D:D

[sleekpony]

oop ya get thas got t'ferrets ta feed, a's away to graft see thees later

[sleekpony]

tut tut

[yorkiesauctions]

tut tut

Skippy! is that you?! :eek:

[sleekpony]

tut tut tut tut tut

Which translates as

gi ova ya girt lummox

[sleekpony]

:D :D :D :D :D

has tha ad a gradley day lad?

[yorkiesauctions]

:D :D :D :D :D

has tha ad a gradley day lad?

Erm...in between work, getting not-so-happy slapped, housework, a power cut, researching stuff ready to sell my photos, and getting ready to go back to work....aye it's bin reet grand lass. :o

[sleekpony]

oo slapped thee lad ....... i'll av em fer ya :D

Sounds like a full day Yorkie

[PATRIOT73]

by eck well i go t'bottom t'stairs

[PATRIOT73]

oo slapped thee lad ....... i'll av em fer ya :D

Sounds like a full day Yorkie
wiv t' hangbag lasse

[yorkiesauctions]

oo slapped thee lad ....... i'll av em fer ya :D

Sounds like a full day Yorkie

A mate in Huddersfield town centre, he nearly got a slap himsen for his trouble. :D

Not enough hours in the day lately, I'm sure it's since we went metric. :(

[sleekpony]

wiv t' hangbag lasse


aye mebbe and you can set yer ferret on em

[yorkiesauctions]

wiv t' hangbag lasse

Have you seen what these women folk have in those bags?!, could stun a chuffin elephant !

[sleekpony]

A mate in Huddersfield town centre, he nearly got a slap himsen for his trouble. :D

Not enough hours in the day lately, I'm sure it's since we went metric. :(


Read that thread LMAO

[PATRIOT73]

Have you seen what these women folk have in those bags?!, could stun a chuffin elephant !
aye lad..............tha learns t'duck qik

[sleekpony]

aye an don't ya forget it else yer'll be inferit

[yorkiesauctions]

aye lad..............tha learns t'duck qik

I'm good at that, I've got an Irish mum so I've had plenty of practice. :)

Off back to work. (sigh)

[sleekpony]

off oop town fer me shoppin so sithee later

[PATRIOT73]

did thee grab a bag o coyl from dahn t'ole

[sleekpony]

did thee grab a bag o coyl from dahn t'ole

i grabbed two lad one t'under each arm :D:D

us lases av strong arms tha knows from all that 'anbag swinging

[PATRIOT73]

i grabbed two lad one t'under each arm :D:D

us lases av strong arms tha knows from all that 'anbag swinging
cumon then lasse get sum coyl on t'fire
younguns need a baffffffffffffffffff

[sleekpony]

ya can do it thissen ahm off t'bingo

[PATRIOT73]

ya can do it thissen ahm off t'bingo
tha not ...............tominos toneet dahn t'feeret arms

[sleekpony]

ahm first out tha 'ouse and i ave a brick in me 'anbag so ya can sit back dahn with tha ferret

[sleekpony]

get thissens owta bed ya pair of girt lazy lummoxes :D:D

ahm off ta me, work tis me last day tha knows, yer brekkie is ova t'on t'other thread

if yer behave thissens i may get yers both a ferret ;)

[Fossy]

Whatever happened to proper English.

Think I need a translator here or a Yorskhire to English Dictionary.

[sleekpony]

Good morning Fossy :)

I am learning to speak Yorkshire as I am hoping to obtain a job on Yorkshire Airlines as a translator ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm6VC5gdaFA

[yorkiesauctions]

get thissens owta bed ya pair of girt lazy lummoxes :D:D

ahm off ta me, work tis me last day tha knows, yer brekkie is ova t'on t'other thread

if yer behave thissens i may get yers both a ferret ;)

:eek: I was at work for 4.30am yer cheeky mare!

I don't do breakfast, it makes me feel sickly. I don't normally eat until noonish these days. But I'll wouldn't say no to a couple of slices of beans on toast and a nice hot brew around 12ish. :D

[yorkiesauctions]

Whatever happened to proper English.

Think I need a translator here or a Yorskhire to English Dictionary.

Yorkshire is proper English, it's you other beggers that don't talk proper. :D

[PATRIOT73]

Yorkshire is proper English, it's you other beggers that don't talk proper. :D
aye champion lad tha beat us t'it

[PATRIOT73]

get thissens owta bed ya pair of girt lazy lummoxes :D:D

ahm off ta me, work tis me last day tha knows, yer brekkie is ova t'on t'other thread

if yer behave thissens i may get yers both a ferret ;)
yorkshire folk dunt do brekkie tha nos..........well tis 1 dont

n cheeky lasse was up t'ma peggit's place
see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFLBvLxLJMI

[sleekpony]

Aaaaaaaawwwwww weren't tha's cut as a little tyke ..... wot appennned ?

[PATRIOT73]

Aaaaaaaawwwwww weren't tha's cut as a little tyke ..... wot appennned ?
thees a cheeky buggar

[sleekpony]

But ya likes me lad :D

[PATRIOT73]

But ya likes me lad :D
t'a mithe lasse:p

[sleekpony]

:( don't know that one Jay :(

[PATRIOT73]

not real,a illunsion,hearsay:p

[Fossy]

aye champion lad tha beat us t'it

Does that mean "He's the best one (champion lad) at hitting you (beat us) in the chest (t'it)?"

[sleekpony]

not real,a illunsion,hearsay:p

Ya mean tha doesna like me :(


Bloomin' Yorkies :D:D

[sleekpony]

Does that mean "He's the best one (champion lad) at hitting you (beat us) in the chest (t'it)?"

Excellent mate you beat me to it


Hi Fossy :)

[PATRIOT73]

Ya mean tha doesna like me :(


Bloomin' Yorkies :D:D
:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::eek::eek::p:p

[sleekpony]

ya quoted the wrong quote ya lummox

[PATRIOT73]

Excellent mate you beat me to it


Hi Fossy :)
ay champoiun tha learnin wreet well lasse

[sleekpony]

is sorry I called you a lummox now :(

[PATRIOT73]

is sorry I called you a lummox now :(
du nt thee worry theesen lasse...........ill set m'ferrets on t'thee

[sleekpony]

me dogs'll see of tha's ferrets

[PATRIOT73]

me dogs'll see of tha's ferrets
nah m'ferrets can shift

[sleekpony]

so can me dogs

[yorkiesauctions]

Ee you beggers don't arf prattle on, dunt tha gobs ever stop flappin?

[PATRIOT73]

Ee you beggers don't arf prattle on, dunt tha gobs ever stop flappin?
ay lad thee no thwat then t'lasses r like

[sleekpony]

Ee you beggers don't arf prattle on, dunt tha gobs ever stop flappin?


:eek: :eek: :eek:
now then, now then, tha shud know t'only way ta get betta at owt is ter practis like

[PATRIOT73]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
now then, now then, tha shud know t'only way ta get betta at owt is ter practis like
ay lasse tha doin reet well tha r n all

[sleekpony]

ay up, is tha abaht?

[yorkiesauctions]

:eek: :eek: :eek:
now then, now then, tha shud know t'only way ta get betta at owt is ter practis like

Aye reet enuff lass but thee has t' think on to come up for air sometimes too s'thee.

[sleekpony]

takes deep breaths :):)

ow's you today Yorkie?

[yorkiesauctions]

takes deep breaths :):)

ow's you today Yorkie?

Fair t'middling lass, looking forward to gettig finished for the weekend.

[sleekpony]

ah kno's what tha means, but ahm fair gradley cos onme jolly's

[yorkiesauctions]

ah kno's what tha means, but ahm fair gradley cos onme jolly's

Jammy begga!

No time off work for me until late september, apart from weekends.

[sleekpony]

Awwwww am on holiday till September, ahm reet jammy :)

[yorkiesauctions]

well save some good weather for me, don't want a fortnight of chuffin rain. :mad:

[sleekpony]

well save some good weather for me, don't want a fortnight of chuffin rain. :mad:


tha chuffin' dusn't will keep me fingas crossed fer thee lad

[yorkiesauctions]

tha chuffin' dusn't will keep me fingas crossed fer thee lad

Cheers me dear, but I'll keep me flippers and snorkel handy just incase. :)

Right I'd best be off back t'mill now that I've had me snap, s'thee later.

[sleekpony]

byeeeee xxx

[PATRIOT73]

cant thee tell t'olde lasse is off work

[sleekpony]

am fair clockin' me posts up lad, tha has no ecape *inserts evil laugh*

[PATRIOT73]

am fair clockin' me posts up lad, tha has no ecape *inserts evil laugh*
ay lasse thee got a job catchin me tha as:p

[sleekpony]

Well I'll be a master first an then coom afta ya .... be frit be vary frit

[PATRIOT73]

theee after get t'in que lasse
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/barts/0011.jpg

[sleekpony]

theee after get t'in que lasse
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/barts/0011.jpg

Am not afta ya like that lad, meant afta chasin' ya sainthood but thinks ya lost it missen

[sleekpony]

Jason ;)

[PATRIOT73]

Am not afta ya like that lad, meant afta chasin' ya sainthood but thinks ya lost it missen
heeeeeeeeeee them stars r good tha nos

[sleekpony]

stars ?

[PATRIOT73]

Jason ;)
thee in a time warp lasse............it friday,..............set m'ferrets on thee

[PATRIOT73]

stars ?
lucky

[sleekpony]

thee in a time warp lasse............it friday,..............set m'ferrets on thee


Puts 'anbag on floor

bellows

'Let's do the time warp again'

:D:D

[PATRIOT73]

go on lasse
http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/6.gif

[sleekpony]

LMAO that looks more like t'dance of 7 veils

[sleekpony]

tut tut lads found this at bottom o t'page get ya girt selves in ere and pull tha's fingers aht

[yorkiesauctions]

tut tut lads found this at bottom o t'page get ya girt selves in ere and pull tha's fingers aht

Been chuffin working, gotta earn missen a crust tha knows.

Just put up an auction for YDC too, gonna go have a nosey see what else has been listed.

[PATRIOT73]

tut tut lads found this at bottom o t'page get ya girt selves in ere and pull tha's fingers aht
been up t'hill at ma peggits place........btw tha oes fer last weeks breed order

[sleekpony]

las weeks breed, wouldna giv ya toopence fer it

now then Yorkie, y'all reet lad?

[yorkiesauctions]

I'm fit as a butchers dog lass. :D

I'm always good on a friday. Got me feet up, got a glass of whisky, just written a few emails, and looking forward to my grandson coming for the weekend tomorrow. Life's reet grand....on weekends. lol

[PATRIOT73]

las weeks breed, wouldna giv ya toopence fer it

now then Yorkie, y'all reet lad?
thas got sum cheek lasse ill giv thee that

t'breed tha had last week

[sleekpony]

I'm fit as a butchers dog lass. :D

I'm always good on a friday. Got me feet up, got a glass of whisky, just written a few emails, and looking forward to my grandson coming for the weekend tomorrow. Life's reet grand....on weekends. lol


Awwww have a reet gradley weekend with littlun Yorkie, I bid on t'photo:D

[sleekpony]

thas got sum cheek lasse ill giv thee that

t'breed tha had last week


eee lad tha's likes me cheeky, tha know tha doos

[PATRIOT73]

eee lad tha's likes me cheeky, tha know tha doos
ay grand lasse

[sleekpony]

ay grand lasse

;) :d:d

[PATRIOT73]

;) :d:d
not that grand

[sleekpony]

Lmao

[sleekpony]

reet lads its a grand mornin', any of thas offerin' to cut me lawn?

[yorkiesauctions]

reet lads its a grand mornin', any of thas offerin' to cut me lawn?

Get thissen a couple of goats lass, they'll keep it down for thee.

[madmarie]

Have I wondered into the Last of the Summer Wine studio :eek:

[yorkiesauctions]

Have I wondered into the Last of the Summer Wine studio :eek:

lol, they film that around here. :D They used to film Where the Heart Is hee too before it finished. (erm?, well they wouldn't keep filming it after it had finished):o

[madmarie]

Good point, that'd be a wast of film :eek:

MInd you, half the stuff on TV is a waste of film :mad:

[yorkiesauctions]

Good point, that'd be a wast of film :eek:

MInd you, half the stuff on TV is a waste of film :mad:

Yeah you're right, I don't watch TV anymore, prefer to settle down with a DVD instead.

[yorkiesauctions]

Awwww have a reet gradley weekend with littlun Yorkie, I bid on t'photo:D

Yeah I noticed that, thank you lass.

I see you're not a virgin any more, you have your first eBid feedback. :D

[sleekpony]

oooh do I pops off ta look :)

[PATRIOT73]

by ecck lasse t'warm en

[PATRIOT73]

reet lads its a grand mornin', any of thas offerin' to cut me lawn?
wat thee last slave dee off

[sleekpony]

wat thee last slave dee off


Cheek :D:D

an yer reet lad tis fair roastin' av mowed me meadow tho so yer can coom from behind t'settle

[PATRIOT73]

ill giv thee cheek lasse

[sleekpony]

will ya now lad, tha's av ter catch me first

[PATRIOT73]

will ya now lad, tha's av ter catch me first
long as it dahn hill eh lasse

[sleekpony]

ya can give us a croggie on yer bike :)

[PATRIOT73]

ya can give us a croggie on yer bike :)
thas more chance o catchiin m ferrets

[sleekpony]

aw lad ya ses the sweetest things tha knows

[PATRIOT73]

aw lad ya ses the sweetest things tha knows
thee noticed as tha

[sleekpony]

aye I av reet enough, tha wants to watch thissen I may get sweet on ya, dost tha lgo fer Bessie Braddock types like

[PATRIOT73]

aye I av reet enough, tha wants to watch thissen I may get sweet on ya, dost tha lgo fer Bessie Braddock types like
see above post^^^^^^^^^n teek heed

[sleekpony]

awww now ya gone all coy on me

[PATRIOT73]

awww now ya gone all coy on me
gerrrrrrrrrrofffffffffff wicya

[sleekpony]

playin' ard ta get now ar we

[sleekpony]

yoo hoo lads has thee missed me .................... nah don't bother tay ansa

[PATRIOT73]

http://bestsmileys.com/fainting/1.gif

[sleekpony]

now wots oop

[shezz]

looks like the geezers in shock there :D

[sleekpony]

won't be the first time Shezz :D:D

[shezz]

yoo hoo lads has thee missed me .................... nah don't bother tay ansa


What jay miss anyone lol your aving a laff aint ya

[shezz]

won't be the first time Shezz :D:D

lol nor the last

[sleekpony]

Why d'ya think I put nah don't bother to answer LMAO

ah he's just a tad shy ;)

[PATRIOT73]

What jay miss anyone lol your aving a laff aint ya
i miss 5bobz wat more u want

[sleekpony]

lol nor the last

you should keep men on their toes :D

[sleekpony]

see he can't keep away

[PATRIOT73]

now wots oop
sky n itss gone all dark
Why d'ya think I put nah don't bother to answer LMAO

ah he's just a tad shy ;)

fiddle stiks

[shezz]

i miss 5bobz wat more u want

got you wrapped round his little finger 5bobz or make that his paw :D

[shezz]

sky n itss gone all dark


fiddle stiks


awwww jay your shy


notttttttttttttttt:p

[PATRIOT73]

see he can't keep away
ur interlectaul repartee init lasse

[abraxus]

does dis fred come with a translation cd?:D

[PATRIOT73]

does dis fred come with a translation cd?:D
reet that my que to teek a bac seat...........abs is ere
n that laasse scares me:p

[shezz]

reet that my que to teek a bac seat...........abs is ere
n that laasse scares me:p


chicken :p

[abraxus]

reet that my que to teek a bac seat...........abs is ere
n that laasse scares me:p

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/comment/sad_smile.gif

oh.

[sleekpony]

ee lad tha shud say yer sorry ter Abs, yer shud be ashamed of thisen

[buttons-and-bows]

iya am i alowd fot join Jay :D

[shezz]

iya am i alowd fot join Jay :D


cos ya are :D:D:D